7 Eleven Jokes

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  1. I paid $30 for gas that would last for weeks And when I finished eating at Chipotle, I stopped at 7 Eleven to fill my car up.
  2. Sometimes you go to 7-eleven to pick up ice... ...and sometimes ICE goes to 7-eleven to pick you up.
  3. I came to the conclusion that Jewish people control all the 7-Eleven stores around the world They make over a billion dollars every year and yet each store only has $30 in the safe.
  4. 7 Eleven apparently had to remove paper towels from the bathroom because people were flushing them. Apparently they were having problems with it clogging the chili dispenser.
  5. Do you know why I don't believe in government conspiracies? Because 7-Eleven was only a part-time job.

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  1. I'm a Sikh and tired of being called a Muslim. We're the 7-ELEVEN guys not the 9/11 guys.
  2. Taco Bell is like a 7-Eleven You go there for food and get gas.
  3. Funny Images At 7-Eleven's "Bring Your Own Container" Slurpee Day | divide.rocks
  4. What did the big mouth bass buy at 7-Eleven? A big gulp.
  5. What time is it in India? 7-Eleven on the dot.

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For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"

Sorry, did that not make any sense?
How about -
>"A dozen, a g**..., and a score,
>plus three times the square root of four,
>divided by seven,
>plus five times eleven,
>is nine squared and not a bit more."

( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0

A dozen, a g**..., and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more

My wife said the TPMS light came on today.

Her: I just stood at the 7-Eleven because I remembered they had an air pump.
Me: Did you have enough quarters? Isn't it like a dollar or buck'fifty?
Her: It was two dollars!
Me: well, that's inflation for you!
(True Story! And a great cake day gift!)

A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says he needs an hour to check it out.

So the penguin goes across the street to the 7-Eleven to kill some time and get an ice cream.
Since the penguin has no hands, the poor little guy gets the ice cream all over his beak.
He returns to the mechanic and the guy tells him, "Looks like you blew a seal."
"Oh no," says the penguin, "this is just a little ice cream."

Topical Jokes (5/22)

Hope everyone had a wonderful Wednesday but we can never escape the jokes!
First up, the FCC announced today that they would start to allow more s**... during peak kids' TV hours. So look out for PBS's new show starring Big Bird's cousin, Kandi Kanary, in "Sesame Red Light District".
Weird entertainment news, Paris Hilton has signed onto Cash Money Records. It's there she plans to rap under the emcee name, Li'l Self Respect.
More celebrities. Justin Bieber is now threatening to sue fans if they try to break into his home. Bieber also says he has a whole team of lawyers set up if any females try to break into his room despite the "no gurls allowed" sign.
Good news on the Catholic front, Pope Francis proclaimed that every single human has been redeemed. The Pope said, "God even forgave me for that time I got wasted and peed in the baptismal font so, seriously, stop bringing that up."
And more hopeful news, Vice President Biden told crowds today that the US is not in decline - which is expected for someone who hinges the US's status based on how many Slurpee flavors are available at 7-Eleven.
Just a quick set tonight but thanks for reading!

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