Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful 6year Jokes
what kind of dinosaur has the cleanest teeth?
A Flossiraptor
Courtesy of my 6-year old.
(6-year old brother gave me this one) Why do farts smell?
So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
Two flies riding on a motorbike.
One says to the other: Stop! Stop! A bug just flew into my eye.
My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.
Looks like she's preparing some kind of
barbie queue.
My 6-Year-old came up to me While I was paying thetaxes on my laptop
6yr: What game are you playing?
Me: Paying the taxes.
6yr: Are you winning?
Me: No, In fact I lost 6 Years ago.
What do you call it when the ball drops?
I was at a NYE party and my friend's 6-year old son asked his dad "What do you call it when the ball drops?". I replied "Puberty".
Q: Why did the window frame hurt?
A: It had window pains!
My 6-year old brother told me this
What do you call glasses without any glass?
Es
Earlier today my 6-year old told me I was "being abantic."
Jesus, get it right kid. It's pronounced *pedantic*...