6th Jokes
71 6th jokes and hilarious 6th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 6th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking to have some fun with 6th grade math, science, and birthday jokes? Look no further! Here is a collection of jokes perfect for 1st through twelfth graders. Laugh along with family, friends, and classmates!
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Funniest 6th Short Jokes
Short 6th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 6th humour may include short seventh jokes also.
- This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.
- If two redheads have a child, it's ginger-bred. Yeah I reposted this for the 6th time in six years on this sub
- Why can't you bury a man living east of the Mississippi in a graveyard west of the Mississippi? He's still alive.
(Learned from my 6th grade math teacher Mr. Warren) - On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century.
- I finally understood the end of the 6th Sense All those names at the end were people who worked on the movie.
- Did you hear about that kid that got overwhelmed and burst into tears when his parents threw him a huge Thor themed 6th birthday party? He wanted something a little more Loki.
- (This one's a tad dark… you've been warned) What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
- The FBI recently found a common link amoung those that stormed the capital on the January 6th riots. Turns out they all shop at Traitor Joes.
- Who won the first Tour De France? The 6th Panzer division.
Of course the joke isn't historically accurate. It's a joke, not a fact. - Does anyone recall the guy in the superhero outfit at the Capitol on January 6th? He was on the far right.
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6th One Liners
Which 6th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 6th? I can suggest the ones about eighth and sixth.
- Why do ethiopian children cry on their 6th birthday? They hit a midlife crisis
- What's the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people.
- I hate being the only drunk person at the party It totally ruined my sons 6th birthday!
- I work at a book depository, 6th floor Since no one reads anymore I have time to kill
- Did you hear the tagline for the new show: "6th Sense on Ice"? Icey dead people
- What is the estimated 6th commandment of math? Tau shall not steal.
- When and where was the biggest BBQ party? Hiroshima, August 6th 1945
- Today is 10/10, or as the super-strict Olympic judge calls it... August 6th.
- Q: Does Britain have a 4th of July?
A: Yes, and a 5th and a 6th too - When is it possible to go to sleep in Poland and wake up in Germany? October 6th 1939.
- So I was on my way to vote on Nov 6th when... No, I didn't.
- When is a door not a door? 6th of August 1945, Hiroshima.
- What do ethiopian children get for their 6th birthday?
- So my girlfriend of five years asked me... . . "Daddy, when is my 6th birthday?"
- Repeat after me.... I Pam sofa king read card Ted.
Complements of my 6th grader.
6th Grade Jokes
Here is a list of funny 6th grade jokes and even better 6th grade puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If an athlete can get athlete's foot, what can an astronaut get? I have no idea.. my 6th grade teacher asked us this and never told us the answer and it's been haunting me for 30 years. Any guesses?
- Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
A: your 25 year old mom. - TIFU: I was called in to teach 6th grade math but ended up teaching 8th grade english Sorry, wrong sub.
- I always thought my english grades were good But then in 6th grade, i learned the alphabet
- My father said now that I'm in 6th grade we should probably talk about s**... I said let's just stay friends
- What does my girlfriend say when I tell her "You're as s**... as the day I met you."? Stop saying that, we met in the 6th grade.
6th Birthday Jokes
Here is a list of funny 6th birthday jokes and even better 6th birthday puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did h**... get on his 6th birthday? G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake oven.
Great 6th Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about 6th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whats jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 6th pranks.
Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more adults to join me and my wife.
We leave early Saturday morning (Feb 6th) from New York and will fly to Boston , where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a friend's yacht.
Then we'll do a flight along the coast, up to Cape Elizabeth returning to Boston for dinner, then fly back home. If interested, please message me.
Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go.
French Jokes
Who won the first Tour de France?
The 6th Panzer division.
Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?
To see the front line.
How many French troops does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows.
A dumb scientist is experimenting on a fly...
He pulls one leg off and says 'Fly, walk'. The fly walks.
He pulls the second leg off and says 'Fly, walk'. Again, the fly walks.
He continues until he gets to the last leg. Pulling it off, he says 'Fly, walk'. The fly does not walk. He repeats the command, but the fly does not shift a millimetre.
He scribbles down 'After removal of the 6th leg, the fly has become deaf'
A dying husband asked his wife...
A dying husband asked his wife: "Honey our 6^th child looks different from our other 5 children, did he have a different father?
Wife : "I am sorry but yes"
Husband: "Can you tell me who?"
Wife: "Yes, you"
Husband died.
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on.
He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied, I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.
He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request.
She said, I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.
Once again he thanked her.
He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.
He went up to her and said, Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.
He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.
She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.
She replied, If I told you, you would only laugh.
No, I wouldn't, he said.
She said, I sell tampons.
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, See, I knew you would laugh.
That's not what I'm laughing at, he replied. I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!
A Dutch and a Belgian are sitting in a bar, watching the evening news.
They see a woman ready to jump from the 6th floor, shouting "I'm going to jump, I'm going to jump!". The dutch says: "I bet she's gonna jump." The Belgian replies: "And I bet she won't." So they bet, and the woman jumps. Then the Dutch tells the Belgian: "I have to confess that I cheated, as I already saw it on the 1pm news." - "Me too", says the Belgian, "I saw it on the 1pm news already. But I did not think that she would be s**... enough to jump twice."
Anyone hear about the conspiracy theorist who died and went to heaven?
When he arrived, God stated that He grants all His children one question. The man promptly asked, "Who killed Kennedy?" God replied, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, on the 6th floor, with his own gun, and he acted alone." The man thought for a moment then disappointingly replied "This goes higher up then I imagined."
Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:
"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"
After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher called on Little Johnny for his answer.
With complete sincerity in his voice, Little Johnny answered, "A lawyer!"
The hot woman at the end of the bar caught an old man staring at her.
"Are you staring at me?" She asked the man.
"Well," he replied. "It's just that you look just like my 6th wife."
"6th wife?!" she exclaimed. "How many times have you been married?"
"5 times."
Why were there so few capitol police during Jan 6th riots?
Well you can't make them work when they already booked the day off to attend the protest!
A black 6th grader goes to the swimming pool with his class
When he returned home, he asked his Mum:
"Hey mum, everybody was staring at my wee-wee in the communal shower. They said it's so big. Is it because I'm black?
"No Jamal, it's because you're 18"
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German log on to a zoom call...
The host wants to make sure their video is working so asks: "can you see me?"
The Englishman says "Yes"
The Frenchman says "Oui"
The Spaniard says "Sí"
And the German says "Ja"
I hope this doesn't violate the 6th rule on this subreddit...
New England Patriots' Robert Craft is charged with soliciting prostitution.
He just wanted to show the masseuse where he wears his 6th super bowl ring.
A couple recently stopped having children after their 6th child was born.
People asked them why they stopped having kids, and they responded saying "Because they said that 1 out of 7 kids are Chinese"
An old man stopped me on the street to tell me this.
How do you get five sweet, kind, angelic, Christian, old ladies to swear like sailors?
Have a 6th one say "BINGO!"
I heard Hotel California for the 6th time on the radio during my cross country road trip.
You can change the station any time you like, but the song never leaves
A man walks into a bar...
And has the bartender line up 5 shots. The man takes all 5 shots in under a minute to the bartender's surprise.
"Wow, what's the occasion?" the bartender asks.
"First b**...," the man replies with a slight grin.
"Congrats! The next one's on me," the bartender offers
"No thanks. If 5 shots haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth, I doubt the 6th will"
The things kids say....
I work in a middle school and I was talking to a 6th grader today. He was bummed because he's so short:
He says: I should go back to kindergarten with kids my own size.
Me: Well maybe you should try 1st grade because you already know the alphabet, right?
He didn't skip a beat and responded: I'm so American, the only letters I know are U, S and A!
It was hilarious.!! Thank you children for making us laugh.
My polish friend went to the Optometrist the other day.
The Dr. Asked him to read the 6th line down. The letters were "GOLVIJKSTRL". My friend said "Read it? I know the guy!"...
Apparently Kevin Bacon was killed last night. . .
And they're charging the shooter with 6th degree m**.... . .
A Sad Attempt
Q: After getting fired from his job at the painting factory, why did Claude Monet wear sweatpants every day for 2 straight weeks?
A: He didn't have anyone to Impress.
Q: What did the social outcast crow say when none of the other crows would let her join their cliques?
A: Someone please m**... me.
Q: In the movie The 6th Day, what did Arnold Schwarzenegger's character say when he found out that his wife had cheated on him with his clone?
A: I'm going to kill myself.
American School System
5th grade: You better learn cursive, because in middle school; all your work will be done in cursive!
6th grade: Just write print it's easier to read
Highschool: You better learn these core classes because they'll be required to know before college!
College: You have to retake and pay for these Core Classes for your Degree
Does Britain have the 4th of July?
Or do the calendars just go July 3rd, July 5th, July 6th?
