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6th Grade Jokes

13 6th grade jokes and hilarious 6th grade puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 6th grade that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest 6th Grade Short Jokes

Short 6th grade jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 6th grade humour may include short 5th grade jokes also.

  1. Why can't you bury a man living east of the Mississippi in a graveyard west of the Mississippi? He's still alive.
    (Learned from my 6th grade math teacher Mr. Warren)
  2. If an athlete can get athlete's foot, what can an astronaut get? I have no idea.. my 6th grade teacher asked us this and never told us the answer and it's been haunting me for 30 years. Any guesses?
  3. Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
    A: your 25 year old mom.
  4. TIFU: I was called in to teach 6th grade math but ended up teaching 8th grade english Sorry, wrong sub.
  5. I always thought my english grades were good But then in 6th grade, i learned the alphabet
  6. My father said now that I'm in 6th grade we should probably talk about s**... I said let's just stay friends
  7. What does my girlfriend say when I tell her "You're as s**... as the day I met you."? Stop saying that, we met in the 6th grade.

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6th Grade Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 6th grade you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean 3rd grade jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 6th grade pranks.

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"
After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher called on Little Johnny for his answer.
With complete sincerity in his voice, Little Johnny answered, "A lawyer!"

A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:

A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.
One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity.
Now, what does each get?
After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand.
With complete sincerity in his voice, answered, A lawyer!

The things kids say....

I work in a middle school and I was talking to a 6th grader today. He was bummed because he's so short:
He says: I should go back to kindergarten with kids my own size.
Me: Well maybe you should try 1st grade because you already know the alphabet, right?
He didn't skip a beat and responded: I'm so American, the only letters I know are U, S and A!
It was hilarious.!! Thank you children for making us laugh.

American School System

5th grade: You better learn cursive, because in middle school; all your work will be done in cursive!
6th grade: Just write print it's easier to read
Highschool: You better learn these core classes because they'll be required to know before college!
College: You have to retake and pay for these Core Classes for your Degree

Obama Fans - Little Johnny

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he was a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my mom is a Republican and my Dad is a Republican, so I am a Republican." Annoyed by the answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a m**..., and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."

School Punishments

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny,Pat?"
"I just saw one of your garters!"
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"
"I just saw both of your garters!"
Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think you're going?" she asks.
"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"