6am Jokes

Following is our collection of 2am puns and 9am one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including 6am jokes for adults, dirty today jokes and clean 3am dad gags for kids.

The Best 6am Puns

I have a nice solid bowel movement every morning at 6AM.

Problem is... I wake up at 7.

I wake up at 6AM everyday

In someone else's time zone

Dear 6AM..

We have got to stop meeting this way. I'd much rather sleep with you.

Why were 6am, 7am, 8am and 9 am sad?

Because they were mourning

I woke at 6am to my girlfriend crying in a black dress

I asked what was wrong, she replied between sobs, "I guess I'm just a mourning person"


This new daily fiber regimen has really helped with my regularity issues. Now, every day at 5am I take a big ol' stinky poo.

I just wish I could get out of bed before 6am.

Doctor : Why did you take your antibiotic at 6am, when I told you 9am

Me : I wanted to surprise the bacteria.

You again drunk at 6Am?

Wrong.

With my weekly pay the question is "You STILL drunk at 6AM?"

My friend said he doesn't take public public transport because it's depressing. So I told him about this really friendly guy that I see on the bus who always offers me a sip of his beer...

At 6am.

Got up at 6am today. Did yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles.

Started lying about everything.

This Baron asked me to collect all the taxes from all the peasants at 6am tomorrow.

I thought, "That's a bit early."


There is an abundance of midmorning jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes and 6am puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any 5pm witze you can hear about 6am.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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