69ing Jokes

A girl promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is.

He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again.

Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying yeah this isn't really for me, I'm not having 67 more of those in my face

A woman promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is.

A woman promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is.

He lies on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again.

Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying yeah this isn't really for me, I'm not having 67 more of those in my face

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Two rabbits were 69ing. One says to the other, "hang on, I've got a hare in my mouth."

What are some dirty jokes you know?

I was asked to submit some dirty jokes to an ongoing event. The annoucer ask a person a dirty joke and if they guess the answer correctly they're awarded a prize.

An example of a dirty joke they've asked is "What do you call two people 69ing?"

"Odor eaters."

Any dirty jokes are greatly appreciated.

2 Scotsmen are 69ing. What are their names?

Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick.

A girlfriend decides to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is...

She proceeds to snitch him out to the police.

What is a cannibal's true test of trust?

69-ing

What is 6.9 in sex terms?

It's when you two are 69ing that gets interrupted by a period.

Yesterday I saw a bad post about 69ing with 70 upvotes!

Downvoted.

I have 70 hobbies...

69-ing and playing videogames.

By popular demand, a joke from the perspective of a woman

"The best part about 69ing a snowman is the carrot"

The definition of trust:

Two cannibals 69ing.

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