The Best 15 69ing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 69ing jokes. There are some 69ing end jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 69ing position puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 69ing Jokes and Puns

A girl promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is.

He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again.

Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying yeah this isn't really for me, I'm not having 67 more of those in my face

What do you call 2 Irish lesbians 69ing?

Gaelic.

A woman promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is.

A woman promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is.

He lies on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again.

Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying yeah this isn't really for me, I'm not having 67 more of those in my face

69ing is now called 96ing

The price of eating out has gone up

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu


Two rabbits were 69ing. One says to the other, "hang on, I've got a hare in my mouth."

2 Scotsmen are 69ing. What are their names?

Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick.

69ing joke, 2 Scotsmen are 69ing. What are their names?

What are some dirty jokes you know?

I was asked to submit some dirty jokes to an ongoing event. The annoucer ask a person a dirty joke and if they guess the answer correctly they're awarded a prize.

An example of a dirty joke they've asked is "What do you call two people 69ing?"

"Odor eaters."

Any dirty jokes are greatly appreciated.

A girlfriend decides to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is...

She proceeds to snitch him out to the police.

What is a cannibal's true test of trust?

69-ing

Yesterday I saw a bad post about 69ing with 70 upvotes!

Downvoted.

You can explore 69ing lies reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 69ing farts dad jokes. There are also 69ing puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What is 6.9 in sex terms?

It's when you two are 69ing that gets interrupted by a period.

I have 70 hobbies...

69-ing and playing videogames.

By popular demand, a joke from the perspective of a woman

"The best part about 69ing a snowman is the carrot"

The definition of trust:

Two cannibals 69ing.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 69ing girlfriend jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 69ing yeah piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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