Following is our collection of funny 69 jokes. There are some 69 jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 69 puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Which is nice because we might finally get to see a mumble rapper completing a sentence
It's a 69 interrupted by a period
Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.
He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again.
Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying yeah this isn't really for me, I'm not having 67 more of those in my face
Because they once had a fight and 71.
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..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil?
It would have been a hundred times better without the period.
Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.
Dinner for 4
"Your essays are good", he said. "But you need to come up with more reliable sources for the quotes you use."
"But sir," I started, "a man once said 'It is not the speaker that defines the merits of the words, but the words themselves.'"
He sighed. "Who did? Who said that?"
"Dave69 on Pornhub."
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Sixty-eight. At 69 you have to turn around.
Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
68, because if you go 69 you'll flip over and eat it.
...69 people? What the hell was wrong with you?
Driver: I was driving at 80km/h when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a wedding party. I wanted to apply the brakes, but I realized they were not working. So I had to take a decision: Either hit the 2 men or run into the wedding party.
Policeman: Hit the 2 men of course!
Driver: Exactly! After hitting the first man, the other man ran towards the wedding party so l followed him.
Apparently, "A meal for two with a hairy view" is *not* an appropriate way of calling out number 69...
That's how they found me underneath their bed.
He was on crack, she was on blow.
With this worsening economy, it costs a lot more to eat out.
Because every time she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat.
69.
A Nice-osceles triangle.
She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."
The husband says to his wife, "What do you want to do? We can try anything you want."
The wife says, "I want 69."
The husband replies, "You want beef with broccoli?"
She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice
Gaelic.
One is booze and the other is 69.
Jason Derulo classic golf moves leaving Will Smith with no front teeths !
... and the beast is pure evil wouldn't 25.8069758011278803 technically be the root of all evil?
..apparently 69 was not the correct answer.
You can't get pregnant during '69.
... "Today's sermon is going to be about 'liars'. How many of you have read the 69th chapter of the gospel according to St Matthew? "
Nearly everyone raised their hands.
"You are exactly the people I want speak to. There is no 69th chapter of the gospel according to St Matthew."
A perfectly good 69 ruined by a period
69 and leave
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