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Short 666 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 666 humour may include short jokes also.

  1. s**...! s**...! s**...! Free s**... tonight! I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "s**...! s**...! s**...! Free s**... tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 6**...-3629."
  2. 13: I'm the number everybody hates . 6**...: No way, I am the number everybody hates . 2020: lol .
  3. If 6**... is the mark of the beast... ... and the beast is pure evil wouldn't 25.8069758011278803 technically be the root of all evil?
  4. Asked a Chinese girl for her number last night She shouts "s**...! s**...! s**...! free s**... tonight!"
    Yes please, I said.
    Her friend pipes up and says "She means 6**...-3629"
  5. In my credit card statement there was an extra 6**...$ charge written in tiny fonts ... As usual, the devil is in the details ...
  6. Hot coffee eliminates 66.6% of a man's s**... capabilities It burns your fingers and your tongue.
  7. I asked a Chinese girl for her number... She said " s**..., s**..., s**...! Free s**... tonight!"
    Her friend said "She means 6**...-3629."
  8. I have nightmares about the number 6**... showing up repeatedly in my life. Its not related to the mark of the beast. Just the last three girls I've met on Tinder.
  9. Ever wondered why is being gay a sin? It's simple. We all know 69 as a s**... position. Satan's own number is 6**.... Now think about g**..., and 6**... as a s**... position.
  10. If 6**... is the root of all evil.. I searched and it was posted 2 years ago but..
    Does that mean the root of all evil is 25.8069758011?

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666 One Liners

Which 666 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 666? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Why does the local church hate august 5th? Because it's the 66th day of June (6/66) :)
  2. If the number 6**... is considered evil ..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil?
  3. If 6**... is evil... then 25.806975801127 is the root of all evil
  4. Floor 13 may be haunted, but floor 6**...... ...is a whole different storey.
  5. If 6**... is so evil, Then 25.8069 must be the square root of all evil.
  6. If 6**... is the evil number Then 25.8069 is the root of all evil
  7. Apparently, the year 6**... was cursed Everyone that was born that year is dead !
  8. Find the error, it is impossible 111
    222
    333
    444
    555
    6**...
    777
    888
    999
  9. 2016 being a beast of a year really adds up! 6**... + 6**... + 6**... + 6 + 6 + 6 = 2016
  10. If 6**... is evil... Does that make 25.8069758011 the root of all evil? 
  11. What does Satan's s**... look like? 6**...
  12. Your mom is so evil... When you call her you push 6**...'
  13. The devil counts If 2x + 4x = 6x then how many exes does the devil have?
     
    6**....
  14. 69 is fun! 6**... is evil.
  15. I've figured out the best mathematical equation ever... (911-6**...)x3-69=6**...

666 Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 666 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 666 pranks.

So I asked this Chinese girl for her number...

She said s**..., s**..., s**...! Free s**... tonight! I thought things were getting interesting, but her friend was quick to correct her, She means 6**... 3629 .
I was never more disappointed to get a phone number.

A kid tells his mom about a video game

The kid says to his mom about a game, and he's on the final level, level 6**....
The mom gets angry and says Isn't that the devil's number? Quit the game now!
So the son says I guess it was *FATE* that brought us to this point

I dialed 6**... and I got a recording from Verizon Wireless.

Guess it really is the Devil's number.

Belle asks Beast for his number. He gives it to her on a slip of paper.

It reads, "6**..."

If the number 6**... is considered evil...

...is the number 999 is considered LIVE?

6**... is the Number of the Beast

This from Todd Lewis, who has a great sense of humor.
We all know that .
But did you know that:
* $6**....95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
* $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
* 6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
* 00666 - Zip code of the Beast
* 1-900-6**...-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
* Route 6**... - Highway of the Beast
* 6**... F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
* 666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
* 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $6**... minimum deposit.
* i66686 - CPU of the Beast
* 666i - BMW of the Beast
* DSM-6**... - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
* 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
* 2x4x666 - Lumber of the Beast

Does Halloween Fall on friday the 13th for the First Time in 6**... Years?

No it doesn't