The Best 5 60mph Jokes

Following is our collection of 60mph jokes which are very funny. There are some 60mph cop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 60mph mustang puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

They say it's hard to get over your ex

I think say 60mph does the job pretty well

if the gas station is 2 miles away..

..and my dad's car can travel at 60mph, why hasn't he returned from getting cigarettes after 6 years?

An Alabama cop is sitting behind a billboard on the highway doing radar.

Suddenly he sees a teenager in a Mustang fly by him doing 125mph in a 60mph zone.

He flips on his lights and goes after the kid finally catching up to him 2-miles down the road.

The cop walks up to the Mustang and says "Son, I been wait'n fer you all day!"

The kid replies "Sorry Officer, I got here as fast as I could!"

How many feet does it take to stop a car from 60mph?

Two - one for the brake and one for the clutch.

Swordfish & mako shark specials tonight...

Swordfish & mako shark specials tonight. Lady asked which would be faster. I said the swordfish can reach speeds up to 60mph, shark 42mph...


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 60mph scientists jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 60mph sees piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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