Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful 60mph Jokes
They say it's hard to get over your ex
I think say 60mph does the job pretty well
if the gas station is 2 miles away..
..and my dad's car can travel at 60mph, why hasn't he returned from getting cigarettes after 6 years?
An Alabama cop is sitting behind a billboard on the highway doing radar.
Suddenly he sees a teenager in a Mustang fly by him doing 125mph in a 60mph zone.
He flips on his lights and goes after the kid finally catching up to him 2-miles down the road.
The cop walks up to the Mustang and says "Son, I been wait'n fer you all day!"
The kid replies "Sorry Officer, I got here as fast as I could!"
Swordfish & mako shark specials tonight...
Swordfish & mako shark specials tonight. Lady asked which would be faster. I said the swordfish can reach speeds up to 60mph, shark 42mph...
How many feet does it take to stop a car from 60mph?
Two - one for the brake and one for the clutch.
