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Short 600 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 600 humour may include short stock jokes also.

  1. A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes.
  2. There was supposed to be a BLM march today with up to a million people Although it's strange that I only count 600,000.
  3. How many Apples does it take to change a light bulb? Two
    One to change the bulb
    The other to sell the iBulb for $600 and claim it's "revolutionary"
  4. I've just finished reading a brilliant book titled, "How to avoid getting ripped off". Best $600 I have ever spent!
  5. Someone tickled me today and then asked: "Did you feel that?" It was nice to finally receive a 600 stimulus check.
  6. The next 600 stimulus check is gonna be a new U2 album downloaded on our phones without our consent
  7. 600 Stimulus check joke The next stimulus check is just a piece of paper that says "good luck"
  8. Price of pies Pies in the Bahamas cost $3.25
    Pies in Aruba cost $2.25
    Pies in the Cayman Islands
    cost $6.00
    These are the pie rates of the caribbean.
  9. My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 600 miles away. That's a bit far-fetched.
  10. Over 600 thousand watches are thrown away each year I guess you could call it a waste of time.

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600 One Liners

Which 600 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 600? I can suggest the ones about purchase and bull.

  1. I have 600 legs, 30 arms, a pair of wings, and 1000 eyes. What am I? A liar.
  2. My Dad has got a great new job. He has 600 men under him. He cuts grass at the graveyard.
  3. To all those people calling Americans fat... they dropped 21,600 pounds yesterday.
  4. My New Year's Resolutions 320 x 320
    800 x 600
    1440 x 900
    1920 x 1080
  5. Did you hear the one about the plague? Barely anyone has gotten it in the past 600 years.
  6. I just paid £600 for a voyeurs club They saw me coming
  7. I can type 600 words per minute but none of them makes any sense
  8. I think I'll go old school with my new years resolution this year 800 x 600 it is.
  9. What do you call a stripper on My 600 pound life ?
  10. My alarm went off this morning at 6:00 AM It was quite tan eye opening experience
  11. Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
  12. I forgot to go to the gym today... That makes 2,600 days in a row I've missed now.
  13. When does 600 square yards equal 1 yard? When it's a backyard.
  14. $6 000 000, $18 000 000, $937 600 000 These are some g**... profits.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about 600 can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 600 puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Silly 600 Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about 600 you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean breed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 600 prank.

I stopped my car beside a p**... last night.

As she got in I asked, *"How much for a b**...?"*
She said, *"Thirty dollars."*
I said, *"Can you do twenty?"*
*"Yeah, okay"*, she replied.
I said, *"Great, here's $600 then."*

Calling a friend in Ukraine

Hi, what is going on ?:
Well, Russia is in war with NATO here.
And how does it look like ?
Russia lost a missile cruiser, over 600 tanks, 25000 soldiers.
And NATO ?
Did not arrive yet.

A man approaches a p**...

"how much for a b**...?"
"$30"
"Can you do 20?"
"sure"
"Great here's $600"

A man owned a small farm

A man owned a small farm near Maddock. The North Dakota Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well, there's my field hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week, plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours a day. He makes $10 a week and I go into town and buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night," replied the farmer.
"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer sadly.

A two person plane crashes into a cemetery.

Police have released a statement saying that its the worse tragedy they have seen in years. So far they have found over 600 dead with fears of the number increasing as digging continues in the morning.

What do s**... and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

Good Sound

An mp3 file was relaxing on his couch at home, when his wife comes up to him.
Wife: "Honey, could you explain this charge for $600?"
Mp3: "Oh, thats for a new set of headphones."
Wife: "For $600??? How could you spend that much?"
Mp3: "But the sound quality is really good!"
Wife: "SO YOU SPENT $600 FOR GOOD SOUND??"
Mp3 shrugs his shoulders. "What can I say? I'm an audiophile"

Since The Simpson's just reached the 600 episode milestone, I'd like to take a moment to remember it's importance to american history ...

Its unwaveringly realistic portrayal of the yellow people's disenfranchisement while pursuing the American Dream is a testament to our nation's tolerant spirit.

A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe.

"This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years."
"Wow," said one woman they must have the same landlord I do."

Regularity

An old man goes to see his doctor. Doctor asks what's wrong , old man says I take a c**... every morning at 6:00. Doctor says: you sound very regular to me. Old man replies: but I don't get up until 7:00.

Four women are bragging about there sons

The first one says "mine is a priest and everyone who sees him says oh my father"
The second woman decides to one up the first and says "so what my sons a cardinal and whenever anyone sees him they say oh holy father
The third one says "my sons the pope and anyone who sees him says oh holy one"
The fourth and last woman thinks for a while before saying "my son is 6'8 and weighs 600 pounds and anyone who's ever seen him says oh my god

After progressively lifting heavier weights, I was finally able to squat 600 pounds.

Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo.

I guess some things will never change...

I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave.
Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn.
She said, "Well... the minimum I could work for is $400 a week.
"I told her I'd give her that much with pleasure. She shook her head and replied,
"With pleasure, it'll be $600 a week."

The Doctor & The Plumber

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."

Trump isn't bad for the economy.

Because of him, Correct the Record increased it's operational budget by 600%.

I don't know what eugenicists means...

But all I had to do was switch water companies and they gave me $600!

Old folks home

Three old fellas are seated on the front porch of their old folks home. The first one says " I like this place but the only problem I have is I can't pee first thing in the morning. " The second guy says I like our place too It's really really nice but I can't p**... first thing in the morning. " The third guy says about 6:00 every morning I pee like a racehorse. And then about 8:00 in the morning I c**... so good it would amaze you. Only problem I have is I don't wake up till 9:00.

What interview should you avoid asking Clark Kent to give?

2:30 AM: A woman accused of robbing a large bank in San Francisco
6:00 PM: A man accused of scamming high rollers in Las Vegas
9:00 PM: A man accused of shooting two rival gang members in Los Angeles


The last one: Keep him away from the Crip tonight

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.
:-)

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