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9 5yearold jokes and hilarious 5yearold puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 5yearold that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What is a good 5yearold joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I bought my 5-year-old a toy iPhone that looks like a real one

Now someone keeps calling about an extended warranty on his Little Tikes car.

The average American has gotten stronger over time

In 1990 it took two adults to carry $10 worth of groceries. Now a 5-year-old can do it.

A 5-year-old sat next to a pregnant lady.

Boy: Why is your tum-tum so huge?
Lady: Because I have a baby inside it.
Boy: Is it a nice baby?
Lady: It is a very nice healthy baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?

My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke

**Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?
**Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
*...she cracks me up*

My 5-year-old boy made up this joke all by himself: What do you call fried eggs?

A dead Humpty Dumpty.

For those who get Jewish humor...

A kindergarden class is asked to do some drawing. The teacher approaches a 5-year-old girl in the class and asks her what she's drawing.
"I'm drawing God," she says.
The teacher smiles. "But no one knows what God looks like."
"They will in 5 minutes."

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means!
Me- I know how you feel.

My 5-year-old son told me he wanted to go to the moon.

I said, "I want you to go to the moon too!"

I was driving with my three young children

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark n**...! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Dad, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

5yearold joke, I was driving with my three young children

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