The Best 10 5yearold Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 5yearold jokes. There are some 5yearold woman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 5yearold park puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 5yearold Jokes and Puns

The average American has gotten stronger over time

In 1990 it took two adults to carry $10 worth of groceries. Now a 5-year-old can do it.

A 5-year-old sat next to a pregnant lady.

Boy: Why is your tum-tum so huge?

Lady: Because I have a baby inside it.

Boy: Is it a nice baby?

Lady: It is a very nice healthy baby.

Boy: Then why did you eat it?

My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke

**Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

**Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

*...she cracks me up*

5yearold joke, My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke

My 5-year-old boy made up this joke all by himself: What do you call fried eggs?

A dead Humpty Dumpty.

For those who get Jewish humor...

A kindergarden class is asked to do some drawing. The teacher approaches a 5-year-old girl in the class and asks her what she's drawing.

"I'm drawing God," she says.

The teacher smiles. "But no one knows what God looks like."

"They will in 5 minutes."


What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means!
Me- I know how you feel.

My 5-year-old son told me he wanted to go to the moon.

I said, "I want you to go to the moon too!"

5yearold joke, My 5-year-old son told me he wanted to go to the moon.

I was driving with my three young children

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Dad, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

My 5-year-old just told me a joke about it pig walking down the street.

When all of a sudden, a car comes speeding down the road, crashes into the pig and slides into a spot between two other cars.

The guy driving the car gets out and looks at the dead pig and says, "Well, I guess I got park chops."

A man gave peanuts to a 5-year-old on Halloween.

The kid said, "why did you take the chocolate off of these m&m's?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 5yearold god jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 5yearold jewish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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