5year Jokes
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Americans are getting stronger
Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry $50 worth of groceries. Today, A 5-year old can do it.
A 5-year-old sat next to a pregnant lady.
Boy: Why is your tum-tum so huge?
Lady: Because I have a baby inside it.
Boy: Is it a nice baby?
Lady: It is a very nice healthy baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?
My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke
**Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?
**Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
*...she cracks me up*
My 5-year-old boy made up this joke all by himself: What do you call fried eggs?
A dead Humpty Dumpty.
What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?
A dead cow!
(My 5-year old made up this joke)
A 5-year old boy approaches his father saying, "Dad, I know the woman I want to marry."
"Oh yeah, who is it?"
He replies, "Grandmaw."
"You can't marry my mother!"
"Why not? YOU MARRIED MINE!"
My 5-year-old son told me he wanted to go to the moon.
I said, "I want you to go to the moon too!"
I was trying on my new sneakers my husband bought me the other day...
Me: But, do they make my feet look big??
5-year old son: If I was your husband I'd say no. But yes.
My 5-year-old just told me a joke about it pig walking down the street.
When all of a sudden, a car comes speeding down the road, crashes into the pig and slides into a spot between two other cars.
The guy driving the car gets out and looks at the dead pig and says, "Well, I guess I got park chops."
My 5-year old cousin asked if he can have a mini-apple...
If he could learn the names of fruits, that would be grape
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