The Best 9 5year Jokes

Following is our collection of 5year jokes which are very funny. There are some 5year woman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 5year twist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny 5year Jokes and Puns

A 5-year-old sat next to a pregnant lady.

Boy: Why is your tum-tum so huge?

Lady: Because I have a baby inside it.

Boy: Is it a nice baby?

Lady: It is a very nice healthy baby.

Boy: Then why did you eat it?

My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke

**Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

**Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

*...she cracks me up*

My 5-year-old boy made up this joke all by himself: What do you call fried eggs?

A dead Humpty Dumpty.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow!

(My 5-year old made up this joke)

A 5-year old boy approaches his father saying, "Dad, I know the woman I want to marry."

"Oh yeah, who is it?"
He replies, "Grandmaw."
"You can't marry my mother!"
"Why not? YOU MARRIED MINE!"


My 5-year-old son told me he wanted to go to the moon.

I said, "I want you to go to the moon too!"

I was trying on my new sneakers my husband bought me the other day...

Me: But, do they make my feet look big??

5-year old son: If I was your husband I'd say no. But yes.

My 5-year-old just told me a joke about it pig walking down the street.

When all of a sudden, a car comes speeding down the road, crashes into the pig and slides into a spot between two other cars.

The guy driving the car gets out and looks at the dead pig and says, "Well, I guess I got park chops."

My 5-year old cousin asked if he can have a mini-apple...

If he could learn the names of fruits, that would be grape

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 5year mine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 5year pirate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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