5year Jokes

A 5-year-old sat next to a pregnant lady.

Boy: Why is your tum-tum so huge?

Lady: Because I have a baby inside it.

Boy: Is it a nice baby?

Lady: It is a very nice healthy baby.

Boy: Then why did you eat it?

My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke

**Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

**Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

*...she cracks me up*

My 5-year-old boy made up this joke all by himself: What do you call fried eggs?

A dead Humpty Dumpty.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow!


(My 5-year old made up this joke)

A 5-year old boy approaches his father saying, "Dad, I know the woman I want to marry."

"Oh yeah, who is it?"
He replies, "Grandmaw."
"You can't marry my mother!"
"Why not? YOU MARRIED MINE!"

Goat for Dinner

A young couple invited their elderly preacher for Sunday dinner.


When he arrived, they showed him into the family room, introduced him to their 5-year old son who was playing an old Nintendo game, and disappeared into the kitchen to bring out some refreshment. The minister asked their son what they were having for dinner.


"Goat" the little boy replied.


"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"


"Yep," said the youngster. "This morning, I heard Dad say to Mom, 'We should have the old goat for dinner tonight.'"

My 5-year-old son told me he wanted to go to the moon.

I said, "I want you to go to the moon too!"

I was trying on my new sneakers my husband bought me the other day...

Me: But, do they make my feet look big??

5-year old son: If I was your husband I'd say no. But yes.

My 5-year old cousin asked if he can have a mini-apple...

If he could learn the names of fruits, that would be grape

My 5-year-old just told me a joke about it pig walking down the street.

When all of a sudden, a car comes speeding down the road, crashes into the pig and slides into a spot between two other cars.

The guy driving the car gets out and looks at the dead pig and says, "Well, I guess I got park chops."

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