Boy: Why is your tum-tum so huge?
Lady: Because I have a baby inside it.
Boy: Is it a nice baby?
Lady: It is a very nice healthy baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?
**Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?
**Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
*...she cracks me up*
A dead Humpty Dumpty.
A dead cow!
(My 5-year old made up this joke)
"Oh yeah, who is it?"
He replies, "Grandmaw."
"You can't marry my mother!"
"Why not? YOU MARRIED MINE!"
A young couple invited their elderly preacher for Sunday dinner.
When he arrived, they showed him into the family room, introduced him to their 5-year old son who was playing an old Nintendo game, and disappeared into the kitchen to bring out some refreshment. The minister asked their son what they were having for dinner.
"Goat" the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "This morning, I heard Dad say to Mom, 'We should have the old goat for dinner tonight.'"
I said, "I want you to go to the moon too!"
Me: But, do they make my feet look big??
5-year old son: If I was your husband I'd say no. But yes.
If he could learn the names of fruits, that would be grape
When all of a sudden, a car comes speeding down the road, crashes into the pig and slides into a spot between two other cars.
The guy driving the car gets out and looks at the dead pig and says, "Well, I guess I got park chops."
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