5year Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 5year jokes. Read 5year marry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 5year pirate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Happy 5year Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

Americans are getting stronger

Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry $50 worth of groceries. Today, A 5-year old can do it.

A 5-year-old sat next to a pregnant lady.

Boy: Why is your tum-tum so huge?

Lady: Because I have a baby inside it.

Boy: Is it a nice baby?

Lady: It is a very nice healthy baby.

Boy: Then why did you eat it?

My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke

**Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

**Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

*...she cracks me up*

My 5-year-old boy made up this joke all by himself: What do you call fried eggs?

A dead Humpty Dumpty.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow!

(My 5-year old made up this joke)

A 5-year old boy approaches his father saying, "Dad, I know the woman I want to marry."

"Oh yeah, who is it?"
He replies, "Grandmaw."
"You can't marry my mother!"
"Why not? YOU MARRIED MINE!"

My 5-year-old son told me he wanted to go to the moon.

I said, "I want you to go to the moon too!"

5year joke, My 5-year-old son told me he wanted to go to the moon.

I was trying on my new sneakers my husband bought me the other day...

Me: But, do they make my feet look big??

5-year old son: If I was your husband I'd say no. But yes.

My 5-year-old just told me a joke about it pig walking down the street.

When all of a sudden, a car comes speeding down the road, crashes into the pig and slides into a spot between two other cars.

The guy driving the car gets out and looks at the dead pig and says, "Well, I guess I got park chops."

My 5-year old cousin asked if he can have a mini-apple...

If he could learn the names of fruits, that would be grape

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