5th Graders Jokes

These are 7 5th graders jokes and hilarious 5th graders puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 5th graders that are good jokes for kids and friends.


5th Graders Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good 5th graders joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If you snort coke, you get high. If you snort flour...

..you get baked.
...frighteningly, my 5th grader came up with this while we were having a discussion about drugs and what he might end up seeing in Middle School next year.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
... A FSHHH

In need of an eye-related joke.

I'm about to be doing a presentation for a bunch of 5th graders. The subject is eyes, and I'm wanting to end it with some kind of eye-related joke as they're walking away. It needs to make sense in context and be appropriate. Anyone have any ideas?

Two 5th graders are doing Math homework.

One tells the other, "I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."
The other lowers her glasses and says, "IC."

Why did yo girl cross the road? (Joke from one of my 5th graders)

Cause she saw me.
Another: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause he saw some chicks.

The most famous person of all times

Who is the most famous person of all times. That was a subject of a contest among Catholic School's 5th graders with $100 prize. The teacher asked Jon first. He said it was Bill Clinton. The next one was Kevin who said it was Gorge Washington. After collecting responses from almost all participants the teacher with not much hope asked the last girl, Sarah, who happen to be Jewish. Sara raised and said. I think it was Jesus. The teacher was jubilant and pronounced Sarah as the winner of $100. After school the teacher approached Sarah and asked her. How come you as a Jew chose Jesus instead of Moses? To that Sarah replied. Sure, Moses is my hero, but business is business.

High Urinals

High Urinals
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon) - but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinals.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, helping them to hold on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.' 'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'

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