5g Jokes

Following is our collection of installation puns and engineer one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including 5g jokes for adults, dirty people jokes and clean accusing dad gags for kids.

The Best 5g Puns

I'm a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm. I think they are completely crazy.

4G must've fried their brains.

What do anti-vaxxers and 5g conspiracists have in common?

They both are afraid of improving cell service.

I don't get why there are so many conspiracy theorists in the US.

5G must have fried their brains.

5g joke, I don't get why there are so many conspiracy theorists in the US.

5 gangsters calmly walk into a bar.

Immediately, a Karen rushes up to them and starts yelling at them to get out.

"What are you doing!?" yells the bartender. "They haven't even been here for two minutes!"

"Well," the Karen retorts. "I've heard that 5G's are bad for the environment!"

I'm scared of 5G

It will only allow idiots to spread their conspiracy theories faster.

The first 5G cell phone mast in town is put up

Suddenly, all sorts of people develop medical conditions. A citizens' initiative against the mast is formed. A public hearing is organized with the mayor and representatives of the telecom company. The people bring forward all the ailments they suffer from since the mast was erected.

The telecom technician replies: "For God's sake, what will be going on when we then put the mast into operation?"

What they tell you in the colonoscopy waiting room


5g joke, What they tell you in the colonoscopy waiting room

I think it would be pretty simple to send 5G conspiracy theorists to space

Just tell them there's Zero G

What does it look like when you beat someone over the head with a keyboard?

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George W. Bush would have stopped 5G, thus stopping COVID-19.

He hates towers.

Why do flat earthers enjoy talking to flight instructors?

they tell them 5G might make them sick.

Why do some conspiracy weirdos wear tin foil hats with four holes in it?

To make sure 5G radiation can't get through.

Not a joke, The new Xbox XXL will feature a gigantic backdoor !

A massive power supply making possible to game from 0 to 60 fps in two seconds and of course 5G wireless charging

In the small village the 5G transmitter was built.

Some time after building, the villagers started being angry about it. Soon, they made a petition against it. A secretary comes to the director of the project to inform him about the whole situation.
- Director, you may want to look at this.
- What is this?
- A petition against placing our transmitter. They say it's causing them erectile disfunction, sickens their cows, and causes their hens to produce less eggs.
- I see. Now, imagine what will happen when we turn it on!

Pornhub wouldn't allow me to upload the Brazil-Germany game


5G is Impossible

The Earth's atmospheric pressure is only 1G.

5g joke, 5G is Impossible

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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