The Best 8 50th Birthday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 50th Birthday jokes. There are some 50th birthday jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 50th birthday puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 50th Birthday Jokes and Puns

As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said

Y'know, one would have been enough.

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As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said " One would've done"

Today would've been my mother's 50th birthday... But due to drug use and bad choices

We all forgot about it

My dad teared up after I gave him his 50th birthday card

He said "One would have been enough"

As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he said to me:

One would have been enough.


For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.

No one surprises Chuck Norris.

Today would have been my moms 50th birthday...

but she was born in January.

This week, the hospital gave a cake decorated with 50 painted eyes for the optometrist's 50th birthday...

...the following week it was the gynecologist's birthday. He didn't show up.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 50th birthday jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 50th birthday piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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