Unearthly Funniest 50th Birthday Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
Y'know, one would have been enough.
birthday card
As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said " One would've done"
Today would've been my mother's 50th birthday... But due to drug use and bad choices
We all forgot about it
My dad teared up after I gave him his 50th birthday card
He said "One would have been enough"
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he said to me:
One would have been enough.
My mum burst into tears as I placed her 50th Birthday card in her hands, she said
"One really would of been enough"
It was my mother's 50th birthday the other day. I handed her her 50th card.
She says why have you got me so many cards?!
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Today would have been my moms 50th birthday...
but she was born in January.
This week, the hospital gave a cake decorated with 50 painted eyes for the optometrist's 50th birthday...
...the following week it was the gynecologist's birthday. He didn't show up.
