50th Birthday Jokes
9 50th birthday jokes and hilarious 50th birthday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 50th birthday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
Y'know, one would have been enough.
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As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said " One would've done"
Today would've been my mother's 50th birthday... But due to drug use and bad choices
We all forgot about it
My mum burst into tears as I placed her 50th Birthday card in her hands, she said
"One really would of been enough"
It was my mother's 50th birthday the other day. I handed her her 50th card.
She says why have you got me so many cards?!
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Today would have been my moms 50th birthday...
but she was born in January.
This week, the hospital gave a cake decorated with 50 painted eyes for the optometrist's 50th birthday...
...the following week it was the gynecologist's birthday. He didn't show up.
Three women share a birthday and celebrate it together
For their 40th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the waiters are cute and wear tight pants.
For their 50th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the prices are reasonable and it has a good wine list.
For their 60th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because its quiet and has a nice view.
For their 70th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because its wheelchair accessible.
For their 80th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because they've never been there before.
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