Following is our collection of funny 50mph jokes. Read 50mph sail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.
Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 50mph helen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Cheerful 50mph Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
Judge: How could you kill 24 people? What the h**... was wrong with you?
Driver:I was driving at 50mph when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a restaurant with outside seating. I wanted to apply the brakes, but I realised they were not working. So I had to take a decision: Either hit the 2 men or run into the restaurant.
Judge: Hit the 2 men of course!
Driver: Exactly! After hitting the first man, the other man ran inside the restaurant so l followed him.
dead baby jokes
Q. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby around at 50mph?
A. stopping it with a shovel.
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We suggest you to use only working 50mph read piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.