50ft Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 50ft jokes. There are some 50ft clearance jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 50ft fifty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing 50ft Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

I fell of a 50ft ladder today!

Luckily, I was only on the second step.

Fell off a 50ft ladder today...

...good thing I was on the first wrung!

I went to the store to buy 50ft of rope.

The guy at the store said "This spool of rope is on clearance for only $2. It's 500ft long."

"Nah man" I said "I hate long good buys."

A guy at the hardware store tried to sell me a 50ft spool of rope for $2, but I refused.

I hate long good buys.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 50ft spool puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 50ft guy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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