Amusing 50ft Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
I fell of a 50ft ladder today!
Luckily, I was only on the second step.
Fell off a 50ft ladder today...
...good thing I was on the first wrung!
I went to the store to buy 50ft of rope.
The guy at the store said "This spool of rope is on clearance for only $2. It's 500ft long."
"Nah man" I said "I hate long good buys."
A guy at the hardware store tried to sell me a 50ft spool of rope for $2, but I refused.
I hate long good buys.