Silly 5050 Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
In exactly 3030 years, there's a chance things could be really good, and theres a chance things could be really bad
I guess it will be 5050
3,027 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad.
It's 5050.
In another 3029 years, there's a chance that things will either be really good or really bad.
It's 5050
How to get free internet @ home
I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.
[negotiating candy with a 3 year old]
**Me:** we can split this 50/50
**3yo:** 60/50
**Me:** that's not how math works...
**3yo [narrows eyes]:** 80/50
I saw a radical Muslim today...
He had just landed a kick-flip into a 50-50 grind.
Divorce
I consider myself pretty lucky in my divorce because we negotiated a 50-50 split of our assets. My wife got half, my lawyer got half.
As a father with 50/50 custody of my kids they are still my responsibility 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Don't know about next week.
Rapper 50 cent just came out as bisexual…
He's now called 50/50.
Can you believe that the final answer on my statistics exam was: 50/50
What are the odds?
There is a 50/50 risk of loosing your hand during your life...
Either you loose it or you don't. The probability on the other hand... is unsure.
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Deal!
A man from Poland and a man from Russia together dig up a treasure.
The guy from Poland says:
\-- Let us divide this like brothers!
The Russian:
\-- Let's better 50-50.
If there is a 50/50 chance something will work out in your favor.
There is a 90% chance it won't.
Supreme Court
Year 2022; Republicans Vote Child-Rapist into SCOTUS 51-49
Year 2027; Republicans Vote Murderer into SCOTUS 50-50 + Veep
Year 2035; Republicans Vote Ivanka Trump into SCOTUS 62-38
they say we shouldn't assume ones gender in 2018...
When did we become so risk conscious?
I'll take 50/50 odds any day!
What are the odds of you seeing a dinosaur on the street?
50/50. You either see it or you don't.
Did you guys know that there's a 50/50 percent to win the lottery?
Either it happens or it doesn't
Are your parents divorced?
- No
- Oh, it's odd how that seems like a 50/50 nowadays, just like my parents custody
Why don't Muslims have 50/50 raffles?
Because you can't draw Mohammad.
Me and my brother are the keepers of all of the knowledge in the universe
We split the information 50/50 between us. Go ahead, ask me anything!!
I have an issue with my school cooks
My school cooks usually burn themselves, once one died. They are kinda trained, but they are from the middle-east so they are 50/50.
