5050 Jokes

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Funniest 5050 Short Jokes

Short 5050 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 5050 humour may include short win jokes also.

  1. In exactly 3030 years, there's a chance things could be really good, and theres a chance things could be really bad I guess it will be 5050

  2. In another 3029 years, there's a chance that things will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050
  3. Divorce I consider myself pretty lucky in my divorce because we negotiated a 50-50 split of our assets. My wife got half, my lawyer got half.
  4. As a father with 50/50 custody of my kids they are still my responsibility 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Don't know about next week.
  5. There is a 50/50 risk of loosing your hand during your life... Either you loose it or you don't. The probability on the other hand... is unsure.
  6. Deal! A man from Poland and a man from Russia together dig up a treasure.
    The guy from Poland says:
    \-- Let us divide this like brothers!
    The Russian:
    \-- Let's better 50-50.
  7. If there is a 50/50 chance something will work out in your favor. There is a 90% chance it won't.
  8. they say we shouldn't assume ones gender in 2018... When did we become so risk conscious?
    I'll take 50/50 odds any day!
  9. What are the odds of you seeing a dinosaur on the street? 50/50. You either see it or you don't.
  10. Did you guys know that there's a 50/50 percent to win the lottery? Either it happens or it doesn't

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5050 One Liners

Which 5050 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 5050? I can suggest the ones about miracle and mixture.

  1. 3,027 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050.
  2. I saw a radical Muslim today... He had just landed a kick-flip into a 50-50 grind.
  3. Rapper 50 cent just came out as bisexual… He's now called 50/50.
  4. Can you believe that the final answer on my statistics exam was: 50/50 What are the odds?
  5. Why don't Muslims have 50/50 raffles? Because you can't draw Mohammad.
  6. There's a 50/50 chance that I see a dinosaur next time I go out. I either do or I don't.
  7. I get 50/50 chances wrong 100% of the time. Every girl I ask out never says yes.
  8. Winning the lottery is a 50/50 chance You either win.....
    Or you don't
  9. A s**... filled relationship is a 50/50.... I give her $50 and she takes $50.

5050 joke, A s**... filled relationship is a 50/50....

Silly 5050 Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about 5050 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 5050 pranks.

How to get free internet @ home

I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.

[negotiating candy with a 3 year old]

**Me:** we can split this 50/50
**3yo:** 60/50
**Me:** that's not how math works...
**3yo [narrows eyes]:** 80/50

Supreme Court

Year 2022; Republicans Vote Child-r**... into SCOTUS 51-49
Year 2027; Republicans Vote m**... into SCOTUS 50-50 + Veep
Year 2035; Republicans Vote Ivanka Trump into SCOTUS 62-38

5050 joke, they say we shouldn't assume ones gender in 2018...