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  1. In exactly 3030 years, there's a chance things could be really good, and theres a chance things could be really bad I guess it will be 5050
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  2. In another 3029 years, there's a chance that things will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050
  3. Divorce I consider myself pretty lucky in my divorce because we negotiated a 50-50 split of our assets. My wife got half, my lawyer got half.
  4. As a father with 50/50 custody of my kids they are still my responsibility 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Don't know about next week.
  5. There is a 50/50 risk of loosing your hand during your life... Either you loose it or you don't. The probability on the other hand... is unsure.
  6. Deal! A man from Poland and a man from Russia together dig up a treasure.
    The guy from Poland says:
    \-- Let us divide this like brothers!
    The Russian:
    \-- Let's better 50-50.
  7. If there is a 50/50 chance something will work out in your favor. There is a 90% chance it won't.
  8. they say we shouldn't assume ones gender in 2018... When did we become so risk conscious?
    I'll take 50/50 odds any day!
  9. What are the odds of you seeing a dinosaur on the street? 50/50. You either see it or you don't.
  10. Did you guys know that there's a 50/50 percent to win the lottery? Either it happens or it doesn't
5050 joke, Did you guys know that there's a 50/50 percent to win the lottery?

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  1. 3,027 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050.
  2. I saw a radical Muslim today... He had just landed a kick-flip into a 50-50 grind.
  3. Rapper 50 cent just came out as bisexual… He's now called 50/50.
  4. Can you believe that the final answer on my statistics exam was: 50/50 What are the odds?
  5. Why don't Muslims have 50/50 raffles? Because you can't draw Mohammad.
  6. There's a 50/50 chance that I see a dinosaur next time I go out. I either do or I don't.
  7. I get 50/50 chances wrong 100% of the time. Every girl I ask out never says yes.
  8. Winning the lottery is a 50/50 chance You either win.....
    Or you don't
  9. A s**... filled relationship is a 50/50.... I give her $50 and she takes $50.

5050 joke, A s**... filled relationship is a 50/50....

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How to get free internet @ home

I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.

[negotiating candy with a 3 year old]

**Me:** we can split this 50/50
**3yo:** 60/50
**Me:** that's not how math works...
**3yo [narrows eyes]:** 80/50

Supreme Court

Year 2022; Republicans Vote Child-r**... into SCOTUS 51-49
Year 2027; Republicans Vote m**... into SCOTUS 50-50 + Veep
Year 2035; Republicans Vote Ivanka Trump into SCOTUS 62-38

5050 joke, they say we shouldn't assume ones gender in 2018...

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