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I guess it will be 5050
I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.
He had just landed a kick-flip into a 50-50 grind.
I consider myself pretty lucky in my divorce because we negotiated a 50-50 split of our assets. My wife got half, my lawyer got half.
What are the odds?
Either you loose it or you don't. The probability on the other hand... is unsure.
A man from Poland and a man from Russia together dig up a treasure.
The guy from Poland says:
\-- Let us divide this like brothers!
The Russian:
\-- Let's better 50-50.
There is a 90% chance it won't.
50/50. You either see it or you don't.
Year 2022; Republicans Vote Child-Rapist into SCOTUS 51-49
Year 2027; Republicans Vote Murderer into SCOTUS 50-50 + Veep
Year 2035; Republicans Vote Ivanka Trump into SCOTUS 62-38
When did we become so risk conscious?
I'll take 50/50 odds any day!
We split the information 50/50 between us. Go ahead, ask me anything!!
Because you can't draw Mohammad.
Either it happens or it doesn't
- No
- Oh, it's odd how that seems like a 50/50 nowadays, just like my parents custody
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