500m Jokes

The GOP gets kidnapped

The kidnappers demand the ransom of 500M USD or they will douse them in gas and light them on fire.

So there were people in the streets collecting donations, and they asked me at an intersection

"You must have heard the news recently. Could you spare a little to help us out in this initiative?"

"How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon, give or take"

What's 500m long and eats only potatoes?

People in Soviet Union waiting in line for meat.

My friend was showing off about his new watch that survives up to 500m underwater...

Turns out he couldn't

There should be a Olympic sport just for women

Name it 500m jump to conclusions

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