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Why cant michael jackson go within 500m of a school zone...

Because he's dead

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There should be a Olympic sport just for women

Name it 500m jump to conclusions

My friend was showing off about his new watch that survives up to 500m underwater...

Turns out he couldn't

What is 500m long and eats only potatoes?

People during a Communist Regime

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