5+ Charming Humor 500m Jokes with Loads of Fun

500m Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 500m jokes. There are some 500m ransom jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 500m demand puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Charming Humor 500m Jokes with Loads of Fun

Why cant Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone...

Because he's dead

The GOP gets kidnapped

The kidnappers demand the ransom of 500M USD or they will douse them in gas and light them on fire.

So there were people in the streets collecting donations, and they asked me at an intersection

"You must have heard the news recently. Could you spare a little to help us out in this initiative?"

"How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon, give or take"

What's 500m long and eats only potatoes?

People in Soviet Union waiting in line for meat.

There should be a Olympic sport just for women

Name it 500m jump to conclusions

My friend was showing off about his new watch that survives up to 500m underwater...

Turns out he couldn't

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 500m underwater puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 500m eats piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.