50 Cent Jokes

Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.
Friend: That's Ludacris. How kanye west your money like that?

A Russian family moves to America...

...but they can't pay their rent, so the husband says to his wife, "You must go out and sell your body." The wife does and comes back two hours later. The husband asks, "How much did you make?" The wife replies, "50 dollars and 10 cents." The husband asks out of curiosity, "Who gave you the ten cents?" The wife says, "They ALL did."

50-cent's birthday was last week, so I made him a sweater...

...When i gave it to him he said, "Gee. You Knit?"

Have you guys heard the secret about butter?

I don't want to tell you because you might spread it around...
BONUS:
What concert is cheaper than 50 cents to attend?
50 Cent feat. Nickelback
*BUHDUMCHHH*

My physics teacher dropped this one today

Did you hear about 50-Cent performing in Vancouver?
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But because of the exchange rate the tickets said 65-cent

Corny Jokes

What kind of bees produce milk?
--Boobies
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
-- fo drizzle
What's black and rhymes with snoop?
--Dr. Dre
Why don't you play poker in the jungle?
-- Too many cheetahs
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater for Xmas??
-- Gh, Gh, Ghee, U Knit..

Which E-mail does 50 cent use?

G-Mail

If 50 cent went broke what would he still have?

lotta bills..

I asked my dad if I could go to a 50 cent concert...

... He tossed me a dollar and said "take your brother"

This morning, 50 Cent announced he's filing for bankruptcy.

He also announced he'll be touring with Nickelback to recoup 10% of his losses.

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

50 cent declares bankrupcy...

he hasnt got a dollar to his name

50 Cent released an album in Zimbabwe

You probably haven't heard of it, because he debuted under the name "Million Dollar Man"

What do you call a 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback?

Trash

If 50 cent is broke and struggling for somewhere to live

He should ask Roger Miller as he has rooms to let 50 cent

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

How much does it cost to make someone's life miserable?

50 cents.

Meet my good friend 50 Cent, or as he's known across the pond...

10,000 Pounds

Yesterday I bought...

...a tupac of 50 cent eminem's

A woman walks into a sports shop

She asks one of the employees for a pump needle. The employee finds one for her and says, "That will be 1 dollar". The lady responds, "That is odd, the last time I was here they only cost 50 cents". The employee responded, "Sorry ma'am, but that is inflation for ya"

50 Cent for a 2Pac of Eminems?

That's Ludacris!

The CEO of Ryanair, walks into a pub...

Michael O'Leary, the CEO of Ryanair, walks into a pub.
The he says to the bartender "Can I have a pint of beer?"
The bartender says "Certainly, that'll be €0.50"
He responds with "50 cents? That's wonderfully cheap!"
But then the bartender tells him "And it'll be €1 for the glass, €3 if you want to sit down, €7 if you stand up, €15 to use the loo... "

Once 50 Cent fell into a well

And his wish came true

What concert can you go to for $0.45?

50 Cent with Nickelback.

How much in royalties did 50 Cent get paid by Republicans?

It's obviously a cover of Get Rich or Die Tryin'

Why did Santa's elves spend a week living with 50 Cent?

So they could improve their wrapping skills!

Zimbabwe's currency is so devalued...

That rapper "50 cent" is known as "40 billion dollar"

Did you know that the rapper, 50 Cent, is Russian?

Yeah, his full name is Fifty Percentoff.

The back in the day I walked into a store and encountered so many 50 Cent fans all over the place, so I walked up to one of them

and bought one.

A Rabbi's son asks him for a dollar

The Rabbi said, "50 cents! , what do you need a nickel for?

I went into walmart to buy the album "Get Rich or Die Trying" but I had to dispute the price when it rang up for ten dollars...

... because it clearly says 50 Cent on it.

If I had 50 cents for every mental health exam I've failed...

I'd have cats.

Nickleback times Dimebag =

50 Cent

50 Cent moves to the UK

He'd be called "50 Pence".

Eminem, 50 Cent and Andre from Outkast get together to produce a new single.

50 Cent says, 'I'll make the beat.'
Eminem says, 'I'll release it on my label and deal with the promo.'
Andre says, 'I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write'

If I got 50 cents for every failed english exam

He'd have $4.50

I asked Rick Harrison for change for a Dollar,

He told me that the best he could do is 50 cents and that he is taking all the risks.

Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

- 50 cent.

Beside the sidewalk, someone left a plastic bag with a set of German team uniforms inside. Cannot believe that! Just throw it here??!

It costs 50 cents in supermarket for such a big plastic bag!

Why couldn't G-Unit get on the bus?

Because they didn't have 50 Cent!

50 Cent is a very insightful person. Wherever he goes, he tailors his shows to be inoffensive to local cultures and customs.

At his latest gig in Harare he performed under the name "4 Billion Dollars".

In America, people listen to 50 cent.

But here in Ximbabwe, we listen to 180 dollar and 95 cent.

I just bought tickets to see Eminem, Fifty Cent and 2Pac in concert

Only kidding. 2Pac is dead.
But I did just buy 2 packets of m&m's for 50 cents

The Trophy Wife

This guy is so sick of his hot trophy wife always asking for money.
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So the next time she comes and asks him for some money he says "I'm not giving you any more money until you make some money for yourself."
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So the next day he comes home from work and his wife says "I did it. I made money. I made $230.50!"
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He says "Wow. How did you do that?"
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She says "Easy: Prostitution."
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So now he looks kind of perplexed he says "Who paid 50 cents?"
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She says "Everybody!"
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I remember hearing for the first time that 50 Cent got shot 9 times

I thought to myself, "When he comes back into the rap game he'll be only 5.5 Cents"

Ed Christie, CEO of Spirit Airlines, walks into a bar.

He says to the bartender Can I have a draft beer?"
The bartender says "Sure thing. That'll be .50¢"
He replies "50 cents? That's really cheap!"
The bartender looks up and finishes with ."....and it'll be $3 for the glass, $4 if you just stand, $8 if you want to sit down, and $3 each time to use the restroom"

So 50 cent was angry with his german girlfriend

He was about to hit her and she screamed 59!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the beef between 50 Cent and Ja Rule?

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Curtis Jackson, aka 50 cent, considering to run for office. His first campaign slogans released.

Change we can believe in! The change we need!

What's Kanye West's brilliant economic plan as president?

To put 50 cent into the Treasury

An American and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar

The American says to the Zimbabwean, You know, we have a few good rappers in America. My favourite would have to be Eminem, have you got a favourite?
The Zimbabwean thinks for about 5 seconds and says, Well yes, of course. My favourite would have to be 50 cent, or as we call him, 400 billion dollars.

Rapper 50 cent just came out as bisexual…

He's now called 50/50.

I just heard 50 Cent had his debut boxing match

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I love 50 Cent

Or as we call him in Venezuela, 60 billion bolívar

I wasn't surprised to see 50 Cent in the Superbowl Halftime show.

After all, two quarters equals 50 Cent.

Due to recent changes, 50 cent has changed his citizenship to the UK.

After experiencing weight gain, he is being converted to UK currency and will now be known as "50 pounds".

Obit

Woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word. She pauses, reflects and then says, Well, then, let it read, 'Billy Bob died'. Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor says, Sorry ma'am, there is a 7 word minimum on all obituaries. Only a little flustered, she thinks things over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read, 'Billy Bob died - 1983 Pick-up for sale.'