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  1. There are 4 quarters in the Superbowl And that's why they brought out 50 Cent at halftime.
  2. What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?
  3. If I had 50 cents for every math exam I failed in college... I would be up to about $6.30 now.
  4. What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day? G u knit?
  5. So I ordered the 50 cent at the bar last night... The bartender gave me 9 shots and took all my money
  6. My daughter asked if she could go to a 50 Cent concert... I gave her a dollar, and told her to take her brother, too.
  7. Who's your favorite artist? UN: "Who's your favorite artist?"
    Israel: "Netta!"
    UK: "Dua Lipa!"
    Zimbabwe: "Fifty trillion Zimbabwean Dollars!"
    UN: "What?"
    Zimbabwe: "I'm sorry! 50 Cent, for you!"
  8. I asked my dad if I could go to a 50 cent concert He said yeah sure, here's a dollar. Take your sister too.
  9. I'm a big fan of 50 cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 10 billion dollars
  10. Do you know what 50 cents did when he got hungry? 58

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50 Cent One Liners

Which 50 cent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 50 cent? I can suggest the ones about 50th anniversary and fifty years old.

  1. What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
  2. If i got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $ 6.30 now
  3. What does 50 Cent call himself in Russia? 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 rubles
  4. What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback
    Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion
  5. Why did 50 cent play at half time? Because it's after 2 quarters.
  6. I really love 50 Cent... ...Or as we call him here in Zimbabwe, '200 million dollars'.
  7. My favorite rapper is 50 cent Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds.
  8. I asked 50 Cent for some advice Now he is 48 Cent
  9. What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of sock? Gee, you knit?
  10. If I had 50 cents for every time I got a math problem wrong... Id have $1.74
  11. Anyone see 50 cent perform at the Super Bowl? Inflation is real
  12. What concert can you go to for 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback
  13. What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 cent with Nickleback
  14. What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring Nickleback.
  15. 50 Cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 400,000,000 dollars.

50 Cent Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 50 cent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean 25 cent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 50 cent pranks.

Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.
Friend: That's Ludacris. How kanye west your money like that?

What concert can you get in with just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

A Russian family moves to America...

...but they can't pay their rent, so the husband says to his wife, "You must go out and sell your body." The wife does and comes back two hours later. The husband asks, "How much did you make?" The wife replies, "50 dollars and 10 cents." The husband asks out of curiosity, "Who gave you the ten cents?" The wife says, "They ALL did."

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with nickelback

What did 50 cent say to his grandma after she crocheted him a sweater?

G! You knit!

Three guys meet in class after a superbowl sunday, still super hungover from the night before.

The first guy pipes up and says 'Fuck. i got so drunk last night I blew chunks.' The second guy cuts him off nearly immediately screaming 'oh yeah? I was so drunk I emptied my bank account at the s**... club after. I have no money to pay rent now.' The third guy laughs at both of them and said 'that's nothing. I was so wasted last night, I sold my car to a homeless guy for 50 cents.' Finally the first guy cuts them both off. 'You guys don't understand.....Chunks is my girlfriends golden retriever.'

Have you guys heard the secret about butter?

I don't want to tell you because you might spread it around...
What concert is cheaper than 50 cents to attend?
50 Cent feat. Nickelback

I hear there's a huge 50 Cent fanbase in Zimbabwe...

Or as they call him there, 400 Million Dollars.

What concert can you see for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback.

Did you know Zimbabwe loves the rapper 50 Cent?

Or as he's known there, 400 billion dollars.

50 cent declares bankrupcy...

he hasnt got a dollar to his name

50 cent

is only a quarter of what he used to be.

I rented a p**... for $60 an hour,

I paid her 50 cents.

What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars

What does Dr. Dre say to 50 cent when he gives him a sweater?

Gee, you knit?

I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020

He's change we can believe in

The CEO of Ryanair, walks into a pub...

Michael O'Leary, the CEO of Ryanair, walks into a pub.
The he says to the bartender "Can I have a pint of beer?"
The bartender says "Certainly, that'll be €0.50"
He responds with "50 cents? That's wonderfully cheap!"
But then the bartender tells him "And it'll be €1 for the glass, €3 if you want to sit down, €7 if you stand up, €15 to use the loo... "

Would you screw me for half a mil?

Guy: Would you bang me for 500K?
Girl: Are you serious?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Then yes.
Guy: Would you bang me for 50 cents?
Girl: What do you think I am?
Guy: We've established that. I'm negotiating.

How much in royalties did 50 Cent get paid by Republicans?

It's obviously a cover of Get Rich or Die Tryin'

If 50 cent were a woman.. would her name be 35 cent?

Credit : twitter @the_anastasia

What did the rapper, The Game, say when 50 cent gifted him a sweater?

Gee, you knit?

I went into walmart to buy the album "Get Rich or Die Trying" but I had to dispute the price when it rang up for ten dollars...

... because it clearly says 50 Cent on it.

What did 50 Cent say when Lloyd Banks gave him a new sweater?

Gee, you knit?

If I had 50 cents for every mental health exam I've failed...

I'd have cats.

What do they call 50 Cent in Zimbabwe?

The 400 million dollar man.

A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me 5 shots of your most expensive Scotch."

The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can.
"Wow that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink," says the bartender.
"Well you'd drink that fast if you had what I had," the man says.
"Oh my gosh," the bartender says, "What do you have?"
The man replies "50 cents."

What concert only costs 45cents ?

50 cent, featuring nickel back

What did 50 Cent say to his grandma after she gave him a homemade scarf?

"Gee, You Knit?"

Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

- 50 cent.

50 Cent is a very insightful person. Wherever he goes, he tailors his shows to be inoffensive to local cultures and customs.

At his latest gig in Harare he performed under the name "4 Billion Dollars".

If I got 50 cents for every math test I've failed

I'd have about $12.30 by now

What was 50 Cents called after he gave his opinion of Eminem?

48 Cents.

What do they call 50 Cent in Zimbabwe?

6 trillion

Old lady decides to be a p**... to complement her income

Arriving home, she counts the profit with her husband:
- Its U$100,50.
- Honey, who gave you 50 cents?
- What do you mean "who gave me 50 cents"?! Everyone!

The Trophy Wife

This guy is so sick of his hot trophy wife always asking for money.

So the next time she comes and asks him for some money he says "I'm not giving you any more money until you make some money for yourself."

So the next day he comes home from work and his wife says "I did it. I made money. I made $230.50!"

He says "Wow. How did you do that?"

She says "Easy: Prostitution."

So now he looks kind of perplexed he says "Who paid 50 cents?"

She says "Everybody!"

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?

A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback

What did 50 cent do when he was hungry?


So 50 cent was angry with his german girlfriend

He was about to hit her and she screamed 59!!!!!!!!!

What concert is $0.45?

50 Cent and Nickleback

What's Kanye West's brilliant economic plan as president?

To put 50 cent into the Treasury

Which concert costs 45 cents for admission?

50 cent Feat. Nickleback.

If I had 50 cents from every time I failed a maths test

I'd have $8.32

An American and a Zimbabwean walk into a bar

The American says to the Zimbabwean, You know, we have a few good rappers in America. My favourite would have to be Eminem, have you got a favourite?
The Zimbabwean thinks for about 5 seconds and says, Well yes, of course. My favourite would have to be 50 cent, or as we call him, 400 billion dollars.

What do they call the rapper "50 Cent" in Venezuela?


Married couple during hard financial times....

A man and his wife are having hard financial times and decide that the husband will p**... the wife out.
The man parks and waits while his wife goes around the corner to stir up business.
At the end of the night, the wife comes back to the car, and her husband asks how much she made.
"$100 and 50 cents," the wife says.
"That's great," replies the husband. "But who paid the 50 cents?"
"All of them."

Rapper 50 cent just came out as bisexual…

He's now called 50/50.

A guy runs into a bar says to the bartender

"Quick! Give me 50 shots of your best whiskey!"
The bartender lays out 50 shot glasses and fills them with the best whiskey he has.
The man pounds them down, one immediately after another.
After the last glass, the bartender says "Wow! I've never seen anyone take that many shots at once!"
The man says "You'd do the same thing if you had what I have."
The bartender says "What do you have?"
The man says "Twenty-five cents."

What happens when 50 Cent eats his food?

Fifty ate.
Okay I'll just see myself out.. sorry.

We're big fans of the rapper 50 cent!

Or, as we call him in Zimbabwe, 400 billion dollars.

I went to a concert for 45 cents

50 Cent featuring Nickleback

What is 50 cent known as in Zimbabwe?

Eighty million dollars

Apparently there's a concert that only costs 45 cents

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

I love 50 Cent

Or as we call him in Venezuela, 60 billion bolívar

If I had 50 cents for every time I'd read a 50 cent joke today...

I'd have about tree fiddy.

What concert is only 45 cents?

50 Cent feat. Nickelback

I wasn't surprised to see 50 Cent in the Superbowl Halftime show.

After all, two quarters equals 50 Cent.

What's a Russian's favourite rapper?

50 Cent
Or as they say in Russia, 10 million rubles

Putin once said: I really like 50 cent

Or as we call him in Russia, 4 million ruble .

I asked 50 Cent for advice…

He is now called 48 Cent.

A lot of people were surprised to see 50 Cent at the Super Bowl halftime show, but not me.

Who else would you expect after two quarters?
It made perfect cents to me.