50 Cal Jokes

These are the 5 50 cal jokes and hilarious 50 cal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 50 cal that are good jokes for kids and friends.

50 Cal Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good 50 cal joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

So an American walks into a store in the Midwest and says, I'd like to buy that .50 cal s**... riffle with 4,000 rounds of ammunition and a box of penicillin...

The store clerk replies: sorry Sir, I'm going to have to see some paperwork for that penicillin.

what do you cal 50 penguins in the arctic


Why'd the s**... starve to death?

He only had 50 cals on him.

Chuck Norris fired a Barrett 50 Cal and killed someone.

Then the bullet hit the person.

What do you call someone shot with a .50 Cal?


Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these 50 cal jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 50 cal puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !