50 Cal Jokes

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So an American walks into a store in the Midwest and says, I'd like to buy that .50 cal s**... riffle with 4,000 rounds of ammunition and a box of penicillin...

The store clerk replies: sorry Sir, I'm going to have to see some paperwork for that penicillin.

what do you cal 50 penguins in the arctic


Why'd the s**... starve to death?

He only had 50 cals on him.

Chuck Norris fired a Barrett 50 Cal and killed someone.

Then the bullet hit the person.

What do you call someone shot with a .50 Cal?


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