5 Gum Jokes

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5 Gum Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good 5 gum joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

4 out of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum

But 5 out of 6 recommend Russian roulette

Tom Brady and Chad Johnson were out downtown late at night.

Chad told Tom to go buy some gum for them, then gave Tom a quarter. After around 10 minutes Chad notices Tom hasn't come back yet, so he goes to look for him. After 5 minutes of looking Chad sees Tom being drug across the street, and in the mans left hand he holds the quarter that Chad gave Tom. Chad yells loudly, "HEY MAN GIMME MY QUARTER BACK!"

How it feels to chew 5 gum.

Like s**...,ends in 5 minutes.

Why is it called "5 Gum"

Because the flavor lasts for 5 seconds.

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