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4year Jokes

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Apparently as a 4-year old, h**... was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning spanish since lockdown.

He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

A Knock knock joke as told by my 4year old

Him: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Him trying not to laugh at his own joke:Tacos!
Me: Tacos who?
Him with glee: No silly tacos don't go who they go crunch crunch!
The Kid's going places I tell ya.

4-year-old son

4-year-old: What happens when you die?
Me: You go to heaven

4-year-old: No, I mean, when you die, do I get your stuff?

I went to a 4-year olds birthday party once, it was kinda awkward...

...probably because I wasn't invited...

I Was Teaching Some 4-Year Olds at Church Today...

I asked them,"What do you need to do to get to heaven?"
One of the kids promptly replied,"Die!"

Courtesy of my 4-year old: What's a hand's favorite tree?

A palm tree!

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