Hilarious 4year Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.
He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
My 4-year-old has been learning Spanish all year and still can't say the word please
Which I think is poor for four.
My 4-year-old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown.
He can't say 'please' which I think is poor for four
A Knock knock joke as told by my 4year old
Him: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Him trying not to laugh at his own joke:Tacos!
Me: Tacos who?
Him with glee: No silly tacos don't go who they go crunch crunch!
The Kid's going places I tell ya.
4-year-old son
4-year-old: What happens when you die?
Me: You go to heaven
4-year-old: No, I mean, when you die, do I get your stuff?
I went to a 4-year olds birthday party once, it was kinda awkward...
...probably because I wasn't invited...
I Was Teaching Some 4-Year Olds at Church Today...
I asked them,"What do you need to do to get to heaven?"
One of the kids promptly replied,"Die!"
Courtesy of my 4-year old: What's a hand's favorite tree?
A palm tree!
Why 4-year-old kid of anti-vax mother is crying?
Mid-life crisis.
I went to college for 10 years but nobody will hire me
A 4-year degree isn't what it used to be
You can explore 4year today reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 4year local dad jokes. There are also 4year puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
