The Best 35 4th Of July Jokes

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4th of July,

The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.

As a non-American, I love seeing Americans saying Happy 4th of July.

It's the only time Americans pronounce dates correctly.

I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about.

My daughter was born this morning, July 4th.

It's the day I lost my independence.



(This is also true, she was born around 2:30 this morning and baby and mama are doing well).

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Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still...

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In *da* pendent


Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.

Fire-works on 4th of July.

This 4th of July, the British should celebrate Independence Day too.

Now they feel like they dodged a bullet.

4th Of July joke, This 4th of July, the British should celebrate Independence Day too.

I held a door open for an Asian guy

and he said "sank you" so i punched him in the face. Serves him right for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.
PS: Happy 4th of July

What is a pirate's favorite firework?

M-80. Happy 4th of July!

Need help: looking for parade jokes. (I know, right?)

I was asked to announce the 4th of July parade in my small hometown. Was wondering if anyone here has been at a parade and heard something funny.

The only thing to work off of right now is that Josh Duhmel is announcing the 4th of July parade in a larger town about 20 minutes away.

Thanks

Today in the UK we celebrate the 4th of July.

The day the average IQ of the British Empire jumped 100 points with a single signature.

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I brought a date to the 4th of July party...

...really sweetened up the fruit salad.

What's the Difference Between February 14th and July 4th?

There isn't any, at least to me, because they're both Independence Day.

This 4th of July it's important to remember that calling all Americans "Yanks" is a racist stereotype.

We have Rednecks and Hillbillies too!

Brits have more reason than most to celebrate 4th of July

Surely 241 years of officially being separated from America is something to be happy about

July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun.

On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.

4th Of July joke, July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun.

Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you

From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead

Not everyone has off for the 4th of July..

Fire works.

The 4th of July is an annual reminder

of how useless my dog would be in a war.


Where did the fire go on 4th of july?

Firework

Is there a 4th of July in the UK?

Yeah… right after the 3rd of July.

If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore...

It will be a monumental disaster.

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A lot of people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July. Not fire though.

Fire works on July 4th

Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July

Except fire. Fire works on the 4th of July.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

4th of July picnic

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How was your 4th of July picnic?" the bartender asks. "Horrible. Everyone came down with food poisoning," the guy replies. "I knew the hot dogs might have gone bad, but turns out the brats were the wurst."

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Last year I blew all my fingers off on the 4th of July

And now my friends say they don't trust me. They say they can't count on me.

What kind of work do firefighters do on the 4th of July?

Firework

Why do Pakistanis celebrate July 4th?

Because all the drone pilots are on vacation


I put a picture of the USA in a heart locket to celebrate the 4th of July...

Now it is truly independent

My dog hates the 4th of July

Not because of the fireworks or anything, he's just going through a communist phase right now

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July.

When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea

Can confirm: England Does have a 4th of July

And we even get it first!


Many veterans experience PTSD from the loud bangs of fireworks around holidays like 4th of July and New Years. My advice to them is to use noise-cancelling headphones, Netflix, and pharmaceutical-grade weed.

Just like the children of Kabul.

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