4th Of July Jokes

Following is our collection of humor and one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 4th Of July puns for adults, dirty jokes or clean gags for kids.

There is an abundance of jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 35 funniest jokes on 4th of july. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any witze you can hear about 4th of july.

The Best jokes about 4th Of July

4th of July,

The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.

As a non-American, I love seeing Americans saying Happy 4th of July.

It's the only time Americans pronounce dates correctly.

I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about.

4th Of July joke, I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 239 years of being officially separ

Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still...

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In *da* pendent

Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.

Fire-works on 4th of July.


This 4th of July, the British should celebrate Independence Day too.

Now they feel like they dodged a bullet.

I held a door open for an Asian guy

and he said "sank you" so i punched him in the face. Serves him right for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.
PS: Happy 4th of July

4th Of July joke, I held a door open for an Asian guy

What is a pirate's favorite firework?

M-80. Happy 4th of July!

Need help: looking for parade jokes. (I know, right?)

I was asked to announce the 4th of July parade in my small hometown. Was wondering if anyone here has been at a parade and heard something funny.

The only thing to work off of right now is that Josh Duhmel is announcing the 4th of July parade in a larger town about 20 minutes away.

Thanks

Today in the UK we celebrate the 4th of July.

The day the average IQ of the British Empire jumped 100 points with a single signature.

What's the Difference Between February 14th and July 4th?

There isn't any, at least to me, because they're both Independence Day.


July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun.

On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.

Brits have more reason than most to celebrate 4th of July

Surely 241 years of officially being separated from America is something to be happy about

Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you

From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead

The 4th of July is an annual reminder

of how useless my dog would be in a war.

If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore...

It will be a monumental disaster.

4th Of July joke, If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore...

Where did the fire go on 4th of july?

Firework

Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July

Except fire. Fire works on the 4th of July.

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A lot of people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July. Not fire though.

Fire works on July 4th


What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Last year I blew all my fingers off on the 4th of July

And now my friends say they don't trust me. They say they can't count on me.

I put a picture of the USA in a heart locket to celebrate the 4th of July...

Now it is truly independent

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British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July.

When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

Haha, happy late 4th of July.

My dog hates the 4th of July

Not because of the fireworks or anything, he's just going through a communist phase right now

Why do Pakistanis celebrate July 4th?

Because all the drone pilots are on vacation

Can confirm: England Does have a 4th of July

And we even get it first!

Many veterans experience PTSD from the loud bangs of fireworks around holidays like 4th of July and New Years. My advice to them is to use noise-cancelling headphones, Netflix, and pharmaceutical-grade weed.

Just like the children of Kabul.

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If the 4th of July is independence Day, why isn't 17th February Shawshank redemption day? It was a much better film.

Amidst all of the distractions on this 4th of July, let's not forget what we're celebrating

That the British blew a 13 colony lead

Happy early 4th of July everyone

And to those who've been a defendant a fourth time then happy 4th of jury

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings!



Happy 4th of July!

Merry 4th of July! The difference between Uncle Sam and Santa Claus is...

Santa Claus gives notes with his presents... Uncle Sam takes note of your presence.

My girlfriend broke up with me on July 4th.

She said she needed more independence.

I'm going to give my neighbors calendars for Christmas.

They obviously don't know when 4th of July is because I hear fireworks everywhere.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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