4th Jokes

Want to laugh and celebrate on May the 4th? Discover these hilarious 4th grade jokes perfect for celebrating October 4th and other 4th-related holidays. Whether entertaining a small group or a large gathering, these 2nd-to-none jokes are sure to accommodate everyone's funny bone. Reserve your spot today and don't forget the hotel!

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These are our top 4th puns. Have fun with a good 4th joke in English with simple 4th humour.

4th of July, The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.
As a non-American, I love seeing Americans saying Happy 4th of July. It's the only time Americans pronounce dates correctly.
I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about.
My daughter was born this morning, July 4th. It's the day I lost my independence.
(This is also true, she was born around 2:30 this morning and baby and mama are doing well).
If laziness was an Olympic sport I would've placed 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the winners' stairs
This 4th of July, the British should celebrate independence day too. Now they feel like they dodged a bullet.
The only day of the year that gives an order March 4th
Sorry this was one of my dear departed mother's favorite annual jokes. Just had to share the love!
I held a door open for an Asian guy and he said "sank you" so i punched him in the face. Serves him right for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.
PS: Happy 4th of July
Today in the UK we celebrate the 4th of July. The day the average IQ of the British Empire jumped 100 points with a single signature.
My local KFC will be celebrating star wars day on May 4th with an Anakin special. It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these 4th jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 4th puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

4th One Liners

Which 4th dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 4th?

In my 4th grade class the cutest girl threw away my love letter.. ..so I failed her!
What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke Warm.
May the 4th Be With You!
What date is also a command? March 4th.
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire. Fire-works on 4th of July.
Totally sick of idiots letting firework off early, it's still October for goodness sake!!! Dog is going mad and keeps knocking the Christmas tree over!
I brought a date to the 4th of July party... ...really sweetened up the fruit salad.
Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
Happy May 4th
Top general: "We have turned a corner in Afghanistan for the 4th time"
Not everyone has off for the 4th of July.. Fire works.
The 4th of July is an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.
Where did the fire go on 4th of july? Firework
Is there a 4th of July in the UK? Yeah… right after the 3rd of July.
If today is May the 4th be with you Then tomorrow is Revenge of the 5th
Everyone's been making May the 4th jokes, but not me. I'm a rebel.
What do they do for the 4th of July in England? Sulk.

4th July Jokes

Here is a list of funny 4th july jokes and even better 4th july puns that will make you laugh with friends.

What's the Difference Between February 14th and July 4th? There isn't any, at least to me, because they're both Independence Day.
Brits have more reason than most to celebrate 4th of July Surely 241 years of officially being separated from America is something to be happy about
July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
On a blind date, the girl told me, Tell me a little bit about yourself. Me: I'm terrible with dates.
Her: Don't worry. You're doing fine so far.
Me: Christmas is on July 4th.
Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead
If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore... It will be a monumental disaster.
4th of July A lot of people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July. Not fire though.
Fire works on July 4th
Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July Except fire. Fire works on the 4th of July.
I broke up with my girlfriend on the 4th of July... It was a Declaration of Independence.
Last year I blew all my fingers off on the 4th of July And now my friends say they don't trust me. They say they can't count on me.

July 4th Jokes

Here is a list of funny july 4th jokes and even better july 4th puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Why do Pakistanis celebrate July 4th? Because all the drone pilots are on vacation
What kind of work do firefighters do on the 4th of July? Firework
I put a picture of the USA in a heart locket to celebrate the 4th of July... Now it is truly independent
My dog hates the 4th of July Not because of the fireworks or anything, he's just going through a communist phase right now
What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt? That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.
Haha, happy late 4th of July.
4th of july British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July.
When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea
Can confirm: England Does have a 4th of July And we even get it first!
Happy early 4th of July everyone And to those who've been a defendant a fourth time then happy 4th of jury
Amidst all of the distractions on this 4th of July, let's not forget what we're celebrating That the British blew a 13 colony lead
July 4th, 1776 British: Just saying it, doesn't make you independent..
Thomas Jefferson: I didn't say it, I declared it.

4th Of July Jokes

Here is a list of funny 4th of july jokes and even better 4th of july puns that will make you laugh with friends.

4th July If the 4th of July is independence Day, why isn't 17th February Shawshank redemption day? It was a much better film.
Why doesn't America knock? Because freedom rings!
Happy 4th of July!
My girlfriend broke up with me on July 4th. She said she needed more independence.
Merry 4th of July! The difference between Uncle Sam and Santa Claus is... Santa Claus gives notes with his presents... Uncle Sam takes note of your presence.
I'm going to give my neighbors calendars for Christmas. They obviously don't know when 4th of July is because I hear fireworks everywhere.
On the 4th of july firefighters fight fire with fire Because fireworks
This 4th of July, remember: Alcohol and Fireworks do NOT mix Spilling even a little beer on a fuse can ruin fireworks.
What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July? Hillary.
He says to his wife: "Sleeping with you is like Christmas, Birthday and the 4th of July in a single moment." To which she replies: "Well, each of those dates is just once per year too."
What do John Cena and 4th of July fireworks in Alaska have in common? Can't see 'em.

3rd 4th Jokes

Here is a list of funny 3rd 4th jokes and even better 3rd 4th puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall. "Oh ya!"
[breaks 2nd wall]
"Oh ya!"
[3rd wall]
"OHHH YEAAHH!"
[breaks 4th wall]
*Winks at camera*
Till when has the lockdown been extended to, in India? "May the 3rd"
What else would you like to say about the situation?
"May the 4th be with us."
Does Britain have the 4th of July? Or do the calendars just go July 3rd, July 5th, July 6th?
What's on the 3rd and 4th page of a Ford's manual? Bus and train schedules
July 4th! How do you have fun on the 4th?
And: Buy a 5th on the 3rd.
Why the 4th of July? J is the 1st,
U is the 2nd,
L is the 3rd,
Y is the 4th
Happy 4th of July!

Howlingly Hilarious 4th Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about 4th to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 4th prank.

I am a proud anti-vaccine Father of 3.

Edit- Two Now
2nd Edit- One Now
3rd Edit- Nevermind
4th Edit- WOW this really blew up. I would like to dedicate all these wonderful awards to my 3 children Byeson, Dieanne, and Ammunity. They would have been so proud. RIP

A doctor gets a phone call from a colleague while having dinner home with his wife

"We need a 4th for poker"
"I'll be right over" says the doctor.
"Is it serious?" His wife asks when she notices him quickly putting on his coat.
"Oh yes.. there are 3 other doctors there already."

Worms

Four earthworms are placed in four separate test tubes:
1st in beer
2nd in wine
3rd in whiskey
4th in mineral water
The next day, the teacher shows the results:
The 1st worm in beer, dead.
The 2nd in wine, dead.
The 3rd in whiskey, dead.
The 4th in mineral water, alive and healthy.
The teacher asks the class:
- What do we learn from this experience?
And a child responds:
- Whoever drinks beer, wine and whiskey, does not have worms.

Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still...

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
In *da* pendent

Teacher: What do you do after school?

1st Student: I go and buy w**... from Yakobo
2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
3rd Student: I go and buy c**... from Yakobo.
4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework.
Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
4th Student: Yakobo

I try to tell this joke in english :]

There's a young boy, with no arms, nor legs called Lumpi.
Lumpi plays in front of his house in the sandbox, then a window opens on the 4th floor and Lumpi's mother yells at him "Lumpi time to eat!" and she throws down a rope.
As Lumpi sees the rope hanging out of his window, he starts to rob to the rope and bite's it! He trained hard to hold himself on the rope with his teeth. Lumpi is very hungry and starts to pull himself up only with his teeth. Lumpi pulls and pulls, he's on the 1st floor, the window opens and a young Lady smiles at him, Lumpi smiles back, then pulls again...and again, 2nd floor the window opens and an old man sees him and waves at him, Lumpi shakes his head to greet back, then he start's to pull himself up again. Lumpi, all sweaty and hungry now on the the 3rd floor, near his own window on the 4th floor. The window on the 3rd floor opens and a Lady sees him, then she says "Hi Lumpi! What are you going to eat now?" and Lumpi replies " Pizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!...."
Sry for my bad english, I just tried to tell a joke in english that I know in my own language. :)

Five logicians walk into a bar

Five logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "beer for everyone?". The first logician says "I don't know"; second one, "I don't know"; 3rd, "I don't know"; 4th, "I don't know". The fifth one takes a second and then says "yes".

I was misbehaving in class...

I was misbehaving in class one day, and was sent out of the classroom to the head's office.
He said to me This is the 4th time this week! We're going to have to take this further. I'm going to call your father and ask him to come down so we can discuss your punishment.
I can't wait to meet him!

A couple has 4 sons

The first three were tall with straight brown hair and brown eyes, but their youngest son was short with curly blond hair and blue eyes. When the husband was on his deathbed, he called his wife over and asked, "Is that 4th son mine?"
His wife said, "I swear, on all things holy, that child is yours."
The husband died a few moments later. She said to herself, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

A blind man walks into a gay bar.

He walks up to the lesbian bartender and says "hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?". The bartender says "Let me tell you a few things since you're blind, I am a blonde bartender who keeps a shotgun under the table. The bouncer is a 6ft blonde with a 4th degree black belt in judo. The woman beside you is a blonde biker with the local gang. The owner of this bar is a blonde army veteran who did four tours in Iraq. Now do you really want to tell that joke here?". The blind man thinks for a second and says "Naaahh, not if i have to explain it four times."

A 4th grade '49ers fan in Dallas

The scene is a 4th grade classroom in Dallas, Texas. The teacher asks for a show of hands:
"Hey kids, how many of you are Dallas Cowboys fans?"
Everyone in the class raises their hand, except for little Suzy. The teacher says:
"Little Suzy, I notice you didn't raise your hand. Why is that?" Little Suzy responds:
"Because I'm a 49ers fan!"
"A 49ers fan?," the teacher asks incredulously, "Why on Earth are you a 49ers fan?"
"Because my Mommy is a 49ers fan, my Daddy is a 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan."
The teacher doesn't like Suzy's answer:
"Little Suzy, that's no kind of logic. What if your Daddy was a drug dealer and your Mommy was a p**...?"
Suzy doesn't blink an eye:
"Well then I'd be a Raiders fan!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the d**...'s house. Knock knock.
(Who's there?)
The chicken.
(As told by my 4th grader today)

A proctologist loses his watch:

A proctologist loses his watch, but can't figure out which patient he lost it in. His head nurse tells him to call his recent patients in for a re-examination.
After the 4th patient shows up, the nurse turns to the doctor and says "it's him. He's got your watch."
The proctologist says "how can you tell?"
The nurse says "easy. It's the first time his a**... is early."

Neighbor: So, what are your sons's professions?

Man: The first one is an engineer, the second one is a doctor. The third one is a business man and my last son is a thief!
Neighbor: What? Why don't you kick your 4th son out of the house?
Man: How can I sir? He is the only one who earns money!

Need help: looking for parade jokes. (I know, right?)

I was asked to announce the 4th of July parade in my small hometown. Was wondering if anyone here has been at a parade and heard something funny.
The only thing to work off of right now is that Josh Duhmel is announcing the 4th of July parade in a larger town about 20 minutes away.
Thanks

The worm experiment

In front of her 4th grade class a teacher takes 4 glasses and fills them up with brandy, wine, beer and water. Then she puts a worm inside each one and let them sit for the night.
The day after she shows to the students each glass and, without any suprise, all worm but the one in the water are stone dead.
"So - she ask the students - what did this experiment teach us?"
From the back of the class the hand of Little Johnny rises up.
"Well, Miss, this experiment taught me that, if I drink brandy, wine or beer, I'll never get worms!"

I remember my first kiss.....

it was during recess, by the swings. Her name was Liz, she was in 4th grade. We were talking, I don't know what came over me, I grabbed her face and kissed her. It lasted about 10 seconds, we both awkwardly kissed each other, it took us both by surprise.
That night, it was all I could think about. Apparently, that night, she told her parents.
And that's why I can't teach in New York State anymore.

I was talking to a girl about the establishment of the 4th r**... when a girl told me that I was being politically incorrect

Apparently the proper term is "European Union"

An 80 year old lady gets married for the 4th time.

This time to a f**... director.
The local paper does a story on her and they ask her about her previous marriages.
She tells them that at 20 she married a bank manager, at 40 a ringmaster, at 60 a pastor and at 80 a f**... director.
The reporter asks her why?
1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and 4 to go.

This 4th of July it's important to remember that calling all Americans "Yanks" is a racist stereotype.

We have r**... and h**... too!

If laziness were an olympic discipline...

... I'd want to finish 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the medals podium...

In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke

Did you hear about the new Jedi beer?
It's Force Ale.

What did the lightning say to the fireworks?

Hey! You stole my thunder.
Credit to my nine year old daughter on the 4th

Everyone talks about how May 4th is 100% hands down the best Star Wars holiday ever....

But only a fifth May deal in absolutes..

Happy 4th! Why are there no knock-knock jokes about 'Murica?

~~because freedom rings~~ because we have no-knock warrants as our pun-ishment of choice.

How does yoda feel about extra taxes on alcohol?

Backwards, the sintax is.
May the 4th be with you!

Appointing a class monitor..

*Teacher*: What do you do after school?
*1st Student*: I go and buy w**... from Yakobo
*2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
*3rd Student*: I go and buy c**... from Yakobo.
*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.
*Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
*4th Student*: Yakobo
*Teacher*: Satan!

3 men are on a boat. They have 4 cigarettes, but no lighter or matches. How do they managed to light their cigarettes?

They throw the 4th cigarette over board so that the boat is now a cigarette lighter.

We used to live on a very busy main road.

But after our 4th child got run over, we decided to move in to a house.

Court Hearing in Helsinki

The judge questions the culprit:
"Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?"

The Hot-Headed Doctor (a 4th century joke taken from the oldest recorded joke book, The Philogelos).

Consulting a hotheaded doctor, a fellow says, "Professor, I'm unable to lie down or stand up; I can't even sit down!" The doctor responds: "I guess the only thing left is to hang yourself."

Newton's 4th Law

A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic

Educated Sons

1st son : Degree in Economics.
2nd son: MBA.
3rd son : PhD
4th son : Thief
Neighbour: Why can't you throw the
4th son out of your house?
Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

4th of July picnic

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How was your 4th of July picnic?" the bartender asks. "Horrible. Everyone came down with food poisoning," the guy replies. "I knew the hot dogs might have gone bad, but turns out the brats were the wurst."

College life for introverts

1st year - People are so good to me. I feel I am respected a lot! Friends are bliss!
2nd year - People are distancing from me. I guess they don't like me. I've to find new people I suppose.
3rd year - Should I change my attitude to get friends? I don't know why I get cheated everytime I trust someone.
4th year - Who needs friends? People are useless. Solitude is the best.

Why's it called delta airlines?

Because it's always your 4th choice

I don't understand why people are so mad about football players taking a knee

Its a solid strategy for running out the clock in the 4th quarter.

Just wanted to let you guys know

that my mom think's im smoking in the toilet and that i maybe an addict.
im furious she thinks i do such a sinful thing. i only go to the toilet because i had to complete my daily routine of m**... for the 4th time today.

Four students are asked what they wanted to be when they grew up

1st student: I want to be a teacher, so I can teach my fellow countrymen
2nd student: I want to be a doctor, so I can cure my fellow countrymen
3rd student: I want to be a lawyer, so I can protect my fellow countrymen
4th student: I want to be a countryman

Last 4th I remember watching the fireworks on the TV

In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best place to light them

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Bad joke I made but thought it was clever in 4th grade

What do you get when you slice ice cream?
Slice cream!
... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.

First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...

Classic wookie mistake.

(Oldie, but never gets olde)

Jokes for six year old

Hey guys. Was hoping all you hilarious people at jokes could help a dad out.
I recently started working out of town for long stretches and I just want to be able to tell my six year old son some funny jokes for his age.
I've looked some up but after the 4th website I realized they are mostly unoriginal and not that funny. Anyways, you guys got anything to make the little man laugh when I call him?

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