4chan Jokes

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

At what age does the average 4chan user find out they're autistic?

thREEEEEEEEE

What do you call an anonymous psychic?

A 4chan teller


...I'll see myself out

I heard 4chan is shutting down...

How un-4chan-ate :(

So 4chan hosted its very first live meetup this week...

I just don't know why they chose Charlottesville as the location.

I'm developing an app that lets you customize the look and feel of 4chan when browsing.

It's called 4skin

My mother always told me if you have nothing nice to say

join 4chan

What do you call Asian quadruplets?

4chan

If they had a 4chan game...

It'd always be in beta.

Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site.

We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States.

This is a day that will go down in Infameme.

Scientists Have Isolated a Single Unit of Potato and Taught it to Use 4chan

They've named the project Channing Tatum.

My psychiatrist diagnosed me as having extreme Parthenophobia.

That explains why I'm not comfortable on 4chan.

WWE is like 4chan

They're both fake and gay

What's the best thing about advertising using Internet memes?

You don't have to spend a 4Chan to get the word out.

I used to think everyone on 4chan was a virgin,

But this Guy Fawkes.

Fortune teller

A guy who knows little English sees man across the street, this man has a funny hat, a beard and looks like a typical fortune teller.

Guy: excuse me, can you read fortune?

Fortune teller: okay just let me get out my phone, ah here we are, I see some people talking about drugs, a banana and a guy getting his head cut off.

Guy: that happen to me?

Fortune teller: oh *fortune*… I thought you said 4chan

what's it called when you accidentally dirty talk with your mom on 4chan

Oedipus Rekt

I'm dead inside

What do you call weed you bought from a southeast Asian dictator on 4chan?

/Pol/ pot

If conservatives have 4chan and liberals have tumblr, what do centrists have?

A life.

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