4am Jokes
16 4am jokes and hilarious 4am puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 4am that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 4am Short Jokes
Short 4am jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 4am humour may include short midnight jokes also.
- My neighbor is so inconsiderate! He came pounding on my front door at 4am.
Thankfully I was already awake practicing my drum solo, but very rude! - I'm tired of my wife beating me up everyday. I'll show her… I'm gonna wake up at 4am tomorrow.
- Her: I'm so exhausted, I was up until 4AM with the baby. Me: It's probably not good to keep a baby up that late.
- "She puts it in, takes it out, tastes it, then puts it back in... She really needs to change her microwave!"
*insert 4am informercial* - What is a Japanese person's favorite Korean food? kimchi, because it makes them feel good. (I woke up at 4am for this.)
- My wife said she was exhausted because she was up till 4am with the baby I told her it's probably not good to keep the baby up till that late
- Me: I have to sleep at 11 tonight *Clock shows 11:01pm*
Me: Welp, guess I have to sleep at 4am now. - s**... girls are like Wal-Marts Everyone makes fun of them but when you're inside one at 4am, you think "Thank God these are here"
- What do w**... and Walmart have in common? We all make fun of them, but when we're inside one at 4am we're glad they're around.
- What do h**... and Walmarts have in common? You may laugh at them sometimes, but when you're inside one at 4am you're thinking d**... I'm glad these are here
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4am One Liners
Which 4am one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 4am? I can suggest the ones about neighbor and fun.
- A strange woman was pounding at my door at 4am and woke me up. I had to let her out.
- I would go vegan but I'm not willing to get up at 4am to milk the almonds.
- You know whaf the worst part about being vegan is? Getting up at 4am to milk the almonds
Hilarious Fun 4am Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about 4am you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean awake jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 4am pranks.
Russian prime minister Medvedev comes to Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.
" I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening. - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff. Remember when that Polish plane crashed with their president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!!"
Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.
"Why"? Putin asks
" I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep, - I woke you up at 4AM in the morning, but I thought it was only evening, - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday, - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor, remember when that Polish plane crashed with the president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet !!"
The homeless man and the farmer
A homeless man comes up to a farmers house and knocks on the door, when the farmer answers, the homeless man asks "May i spend the night?" to which the farmer replies, "Sure, but you're going to have to sleep in the stable." So the homeless man agrees and sleeps in the stable with all the animals.
In the morning the farmer comes in and asks "How did you sleep?" and the homeless man says "I slept good. And I talked to your animals too." the farmer says, "Really?"
"Yes, I talked to the chickens," he responded, "and they said that you come in every morning at 4am to collect the eggs."
"Wow," the farmer says, "That's right!"
"I also talked to the cows," the homeless man continued, "And they told me every morning at 5am, you milk them"
"That's amazing!" the farmer responds.
"I also talked to the sheep, and they said-"
"THOSE SHEEP ARE LIARS!!!!"
Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.
" I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening. - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff, remember when that Polish plane crashed with their president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!!"