The Best 12 45th Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 45th jokes. There are some 45th weeks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 45th wife puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 45th Jokes and Puns

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all on their way to heaven

One day, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were on their way to heaven.

God told them that there were 1,000 stairs to reach heaven, and on every stair he would tell them a joke. If they laughed, or even just smiled, they would not make it into heaven.

The redhead managed to make it to the 45th step before laughing.

The brunette reached 200 and cracked a smile.

The blonde made it all the way to the 999th step and burst out in laughter before God had even told his joke.

"Why are you laughing when I haven't even told my joke yet?" God asked the Blonde.

"I just got the first one!" she answered.

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]

45th joke, Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]

Who is the 45th president of the United States?

The answer is a no-brainer!

Dear Media,

You're Fired!

Sincerely,
President Donald J. Trump
The 45th President of the United States of America


We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States.

This is a day that will go down in Infameme.

Anyone who thinks Mcgregor beating Mayweather is impossible...

.. forgot Donald J Trump is our 45th President

45th joke, Anyone who thinks Mcgregor beating Mayweather is impossible...

It's time everyone accepts that Donald Trump...

...is America's 45th greatest president.

/credit to Judah Friedlander

I was so mad when I heard the 45th US President was rude to the Royal Family!

Then my friend reminded me what the 1st US President did to them.

What do you call a short moral story told by the 45th vice president of america?

An al gorey

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 45th happy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 45th twelfth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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