45th Jokes
19 45th jokes and hilarious 45th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 45th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 45th Short Jokes
Short 45th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 45th humour may include short sixth jokes also.
- What happens when you take a joke too far? The 45th President of the United States of America.
- Dear Media, You're Fired!
Sincerely,
President Donald J. Trump
The 45th President of the United States of America - We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States. This is a day that will go down in Infameme.
- Anyone who thinks Mcgregor beating Mayweather is impossible... .. forgot Donald J Trump is our 45th President
- It's time everyone accepts that Donald Trump... ...is America's 45th greatest president.
/credit to Judah Friedlander - I was so mad when I heard the 45th US President was rude to the Royal Family! Then my friend reminded me what the 1st US President did to them.
- What do you call a short moral story told by the 45th vice president of america? An al gorey
- What's better than being the first Black President of the United States? Being the 45th white one.
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45th One Liners
Which 45th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 45th? I can suggest the ones about ago and pleasant.
- Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]
- Who is the 45th president of the United States? The answer is a no-brainer!
- Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?
- The 45th Vice President of the USA created an entirely new drumbeat The Al Gore Rhythm
- It's great when you realize... That the 45th president is a really good DJ.
45th Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about 45th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean present jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 45th pranks.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all on their way to heaven
One day, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were on their way to heaven.
God told them that there were 1,000 stairs to reach heaven, and on every stair he would tell them a joke. If they laughed, or even just smiled, they would not make it into heaven.
The redhead managed to make it to the 45th step before laughing.
The brunette reached 200 and cracked a smile.
The blonde made it all the way to the 999th step and burst out in laughter before God had even told his joke.
"Why are you laughing when I haven't even told my joke yet?" God asked the Blonde.
"I just got the first one!" she answered.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Two guys were staying at a hotel on the 45th floor
Please excuse formatting, I'm on mobile.
As they were checking in, the receptionist said that the elevator was broken and that they could have a room on the first floor. The guys said that they would take the stairs and for the first 15 floors, they would sing songs, the next 15 floors they would tell funny stories and the last 15 floors would be sad stories.
So they start the walk, singing songs for the first 15, telling funny stories for the next 15, and finally, the reach the 30th floor and o**... says to the other, what's your sad story?
The guy responds, I don't have the room key
