40year Jokes

"For this entry level position, we're looking for..."

"Someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old

The experience of a 40-year old

The ambition of a 30-year old

The energy of a 20-year old

And who, ideally, is willing to work for free."

What do you call a 40-year old unemployed nurse?

A midwife crisis.

I'm a 40-year old with the body of a 20-year old.

Just need to find a place to bury her.

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