Hilarious 401k Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
I signed up for my companies 401K...
But I don't think I can run that far.
I didn't signup for the 401K at work
because I don't think there is anyway I could run that far
My boss wanted me to sign up for the company 401k.
I told him, "No way, do you have any idea how far that is?"
I signed up for the company 401k.
But, I'm concerned that I can't run that far.
I signed up for my company's 401K
But I'm not sure I can run that far
Everyone says I should sign up for a 401k
but I don't think I can run that far.
Good news! I finally signed up for a 401K!
Bad news: I work for a marathon organization
Why do runners rarely retire?
It's hard to finish a 401k!
The people at my new job must be pretty fit...
They asked me if I wanted to sign up for their 401k, i can barely even run a 5k.
So I am not signing up for my company's 401K...
There is no way I could ever run that far.
guys, someone from HR asked me to sign up for the company 401k and i'm really nervous
i don't think i can run that far
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My work signed me up for a 401k
But I've never even run a marathon
I signed up for my company's 401k
but I don't think I can run that far.
-Norm Macdonald
Which race is the most profitable to run?
A 401K
I want to start a 401k
But I don't think I can run that far.
My company has a 401k program.
I was gunna join, but I figured there's no way I can run that far.
I asked my boss if the company has a 401k I can participate in.
He told me I'm too fat to run that far.
What did the banker get for Christmas?
My 401k
What do you call a miniature pension?
Warhammer 401k
My boss offered me a 401k
...but I can't run that far :(
I was going to sign up for a 401k
but what's that... 250 miles?
What do you call the tabletop for investment fund managers?
Warhammer 401(k)
Having unprotected sex is like having a 401(k)...
You have to know when to pull out
My company is organizing a "fun" activities for the new year.
I signed up for the 401K but I don't think I can run that far.
My 401k is so small
I might as well call it a 404K!
A 401K is a really long foot race that people spend years building up for.
To run a 5K is mere child's play.
Everyone jokes about running away and joining the circus. But I hear they have a great 401K program and competitive benefits.
Too bad the pay is peanuts.
They should make a tabletop game about space marines saving for retirement
Call it Warhammer 401k
My job keeps asking me to sign up for a marathon.
I keep telling them I can't. I'm out of shape, I have weak knees, and 401k is a long way to run.
Getting married for more sex
is like becoming a suicide bomber for the dental plan and 401K; you're probably not going to see those benefits.
