The Best 24 401k Jokes

Following is our collection of 401k jokes which are very funny. There are some 401k plan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 401k dental puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny 401k Jokes and Puns

I signed up for my companies 401K...

But I don't think I can run that far.

I didn't signup for the 401K at work

because I don't think there is anyway I could run that far

My boss wanted me to sign up for the company 401k.

I told him, "No way, do you have any idea how far that is?"

Everyone says I should sign up for a 401k

but I don't think I can run that far.

The people at my new job must be pretty fit...

They asked me if I wanted to sign up for their 401k, i can barely even run a 5k.


So I am not signing up for my company's 401K...

There is no way I could ever run that far.

My work signed me up for a 401k

But I've never even run a marathon

Which race is the most profitable to run?

A 401K

I want to start a 401k

But I don't think I can run that far.

My company has a 401k program.

I was gunna join, but I figured there's no way I can run that far.

I asked my boss if the company has a 401k I can participate in.

He told me I'm too fat to run that far.

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

What do you call a miniature pension?

Warhammer 401k

My boss offered me a 401k

...but I can't run that far :(

I was going to sign up for a 401k

but what's that... 250 miles?

What do you call the tabletop for investment fund managers?

Warhammer 401(k)

Having unprotected sex is like having a 401(k)...

You have to know when to pull out

My company is organizing a "fun" activities for the new year.

I signed up for the 401K but I don't think I can run that far.

My 401k is so small

I might as well call it a 404K!


A 401K is a really long foot race that people spend years building up for.

To run a 5K is mere child's play.

Everyone jokes about running away and joining the circus. But I hear they have a great 401K program and competitive benefits.

Too bad the pay is peanuts.

They should make a tabletop game about space marines saving for retirement

Call it Warhammer 401k

My job keeps asking me to sign up for a marathon.

I keep telling them I can't. I'm out of shape, I have weak knees, and 401k is a long way to run.

Getting married for more sex

is like becoming a suicide bomber for the dental plan and 401K; you're probably not going to see those benefits.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 401k boss jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 401k company piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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