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401k Jokes

31 401k jokes and hilarious 401k puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 401k that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest 401k Short Jokes

Short 401k jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 401k humour may include short sign jokes also.

  1. I didn't signup for the 401K at work because I don't think there is anyway I could run that far
  2. My boss wanted me to sign up for the company 401k. I told him, "No way, do you have any idea how far that is?"
  3. The people at my new job must be pretty fit... They asked me if I wanted to sign up for their 401k, i can barely even run a 5k.
  4. So I am not signing up for my company's 401K... There is no way I could ever run that far.
  5. guys, someone from HR asked me to sign up for the company 401k and i'm really nervous i don't think i can run that far
  6. My company has a 401k program. I was gunna join, but I figured there's no way I can run that far.
  7. I asked my boss if the company has a 401k I can participate in. He told me I'm too fat to run that far.
  8. My company is organizing a "fun" activities for the new year. I signed up for the 401K but I don't think I can run that far.
  9. My 401k is so small I might as well call it a 404K!
  10. A 401K is a really long foot race that people spend years building up for. To run a 5K is mere child's play.

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401k One Liners

Which 401k one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 401k? I can suggest the ones about plan and dental.

  1. I signed up for my companies 401K... But I don't think I can run that far.
  2. I signed up for the company 401k. But, I'm concerned that I can't run that far.
  3. I signed up for my company's 401K But I'm not sure I can run that far
  4. Everyone says I should sign up for a 401k but I don't think I can run that far.
  5. Good news! I finally signed up for a 401K! Bad news: I work for a marathon organization
  6. Why do runners rarely retire? It's hard to finish a 401k!
  7. My work signed me up for a 401k But I've never even run a marathon
  8. I signed up for my company's 401k but I don't think I can run that far.
    -Norm Macdonald
  9. Which race is the most profitable to run? A 401K
  10. I want to start a 401k But I don't think I can run that far.
  11. What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k
  12. What do you call a miniature pension? Warhammer 401k
  13. My boss offered me a 401k ...but I can't run that far :(
  14. I was going to sign up for a 401k but what's that... 250 miles?
  15. What do you call the tabletop for investment fund managers? Warhammer 401(k)

401k joke, What do you call the tabletop for investment fund managers?

Hilarious 401k Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about 401k you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean company jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 401k pranks.

401k joke, My company has a 401k program.