401k Jokes

Funniest 401k Short Jokes

Short 401k jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 401k humour may include short sign jokes also.

1. I didn't signup for the 401K at work because I don't think there is anyway I could run that far
2. My boss wanted me to sign up for the company 401k. I told him, "No way, do you have any idea how far that is?"
3. The people at my new job must be pretty fit... They asked me if I wanted to sign up for their 401k, i can barely even run a 5k.
4. I asked my boss if the company has a 401k I can participate in. He told me I'm too fat to run that far.
5. A 401K is a really long foot race that people spend years building up for. To run a 5K is mere child's play.
6. Everyone jokes about running away and joining the circus. But I hear they have a great 401K program and competitive benefits. Too bad the pay is peanuts.
7. They should make a tabletop game about space marines saving for retirement Call it Warhammer 401k
8. My job keeps asking me to sign up for a marathon. I keep telling them I can't. I'm out of shape, I have weak knees, and 401k is a long way to run.

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401k One Liners

Which 401k one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 401k? I can suggest the ones about plan and dental.

1. I signed up for my companies 401K... But I don't think I can run that far.
2. Good news! I finally signed up for a 401K! Bad news: I work for a marathon organization
3. Why do runners rarely retire? It's hard to finish a 401k!
4. Which race is the most profitable to run? A 401K
5. What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k
6. What do you call a miniature pension? Warhammer 401k
7. My boss offered me a 401k ...but I can't run that far :(
8. I was going to sign up for a 401k but what's that... 250 miles?
9. What do you call the tabletop for investment fund managers? Warhammer 401(k)
10. My 401k is so small I might as well call it a 404K!
11. I just went to the Farmers Market ..... That was a bust. They all require 401k's...
12. Having unprotected s**... is like having a 401(k)... You have to know when to pull out

Hilarious 401k Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about 401k you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean company jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 401k pranks.