401k Jokes

I signed up for my companies 401K...

But I don't think I can run that far.

I didn't signup for the 401K at work

because I don't think there is anyway I could run that far

My boss wanted me to sign up for the company 401k.

I told him, "No way, do you have any idea how far that is?"

Everyone says I should sign up for a 401k

but I don't think I can run that far.

So I am not signing up for my company's 401K...

There is no way I could ever run that far.

The people at my new job must be pretty fit...

They asked me if I wanted to sign up for their 401k, i can barely even run a 5k.

My work signed me up for a 401k

But I've never even run a marathon

Which race is the most profitable to run?

A 401K

I want to start a 401k

But I don't think I can run that far.

My company has a 401k program.

I was gunna join, but I figured there's no way I can run that far.

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

I asked my boss if the company has a 401k I can participate in.

He told me I'm too fat to run that far.

What do you call a miniature pension?

Warhammer 401k

My boss offered me a 401k

...but I can't run that far :(

What do you call the tabletop for investment fund managers?

Warhammer 401(k)

Having unprotected sex is like having a 401(k)...

You have to know when to pull out

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