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Short 40000 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 40000 humour may include short jokes also.
- I've just seen an advert in my local newspaper. ACCOUNTANT NEEDED!
$35,000 - $40,000
So I rang them and said, "The answer is -$5,000" - How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the light bulb, one to tell tom cruise that it cost $40,000.
- People say that adopted kids aren't loved the same as biological kids. You'd have to be pretty drunk to accidentally spend $40,000 at an adoption agency.
- An American goes to a shop. And asks for a full automatic rifle, 40.000 bullets and a pack of penicillin.
The shop owner says: I am sorry sir, I can´t sell you the penicillin without a prescription. - Really wish I could post funny content But what do you want me to do with a 40,000 character limit
- Hear about the Canadian and British tourists caught graffiting in Thailand? They face a $40,000 fine as well as jail time.
A major pain in the baht. - Somehow I got 40,000 steps on my FitBit today But then I realized I wore it while I jacked off
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Which 40000 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 40000? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? They only had 2 trucks
40000 Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about 40000 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 40000 pranks.
Marriage, the real story
A husband walks into the bedroom to see his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Nevada . I heard that prostitutes there get paid $400.00 for what I'm doing for YOU for FREE!"
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies,
"I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800.00 a year."
In a new store's front window there was a hiring sign
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED!
$35,000 - $40,000
An engineer sees the sign, enters the store and yells:
-There is no need for an accountant! The answer is -$5,000!
With a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband, Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?
No said her husband. She gave him a little smile, unbuttoned the top three b**..., reached into her bra and pulled out a crumpled $20 note.
She then asked Have you ever seen $50 all crumpled up? No, I haven't he said with an anxious tone in his voice. She seductively unzipped her skirt and pulled out a crumpled $50 note.
Now she said. Have you ever seen $40,000 all crumpled up? No way! he panted, becoming even more excited,
She said Look in the garage.
Interviewer: Do you have any question about the job that you are applying for?
Applicant: How much is the salary?
Interviewer: Initially $40,000. Later it could go up to $80,000
Applicant: I will start later then.