4 Inch Jokes

48 4 inch jokes and hilarious 4 inch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 4 inch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest 4 Inch Short Jokes

Short 4 inch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 4 inch humour may include short 6 inch jokes also.

  1. My wife and I sometimes roleplay in the bedroom with me as a weatherman I forecast 6+ inches lasting for a couple of hours. It ends up being less then 4 and is over in 2 minutes.
  2. I have invented a golf ball that will go in the hole if within 4 inches. Don't put it in your back pocket.
  3. The average horse weighs 1000lbs and has a 20 inch D. That's a ratio of 50lbs to 1 inch. So an average man weighing 200lbs only needs a 4 inch D to be hung like a horse.
    Be proud fellas
  4. What do the weather man and every other man have in common? They say it's going to be 10 inches, then end up only being 4 to 6.
  5. The Pope-mobile Because nothing says "faith in God" more than 4 inches of bullet-proof glass...
  6. A recent survey says women prefer 4-5 inches over 6 inches and bigger, citing a "better fit" being one of the top reasons While preference between Android and iOS devices are evenly split.
  7. Things not to say in Subway 1. I would like a 6-inch Hearty Italian.
    2. 6-inch doesn't fill me up.
    3. Yes, give me more meat.
    4. squirt more of that mayo.
    5. I can't take a foot-long.
  8. Yesterday at the gym I was looking at the Height/Body Mass index Apparently I'm 4 inches too short
  9. Why are women so bad at carpentry? *Holds hand in the air with fingers about 4 inches apart.*
    Because men keep telling them this is eight inches.
  10. I could win an Olympic gold medal If the women's gymnastic balance beam was a male competition too, I could win the gold medal. I've been mastering a 4 inch wood beam since I was a little kid

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4 Inch One Liners

Which 4 inch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 4 inch? I can suggest the ones about 3 inch and 8 inch.

  1. Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7.
  2. Lord Nelson was 5ft 6 inches. His statue is 17ft 4 inches. That's Horatio of 3:1.
  3. Why do elephants have 4 feet? Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do
  4. What is 4 inches long and expands when there's a women in a running shower? A sponge
  5. How do you satisfy a woman with only 4 inches? You give her your credit card
  6. A child can drown in the just 4 inches of water, but you might as well run a bath.
  7. What's worse than being a 4 foot 1 inch man? Those were two separate measurements.
  8. Why does an elephant have 4 Feet? Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.
  9. What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long? Nothing
  10. What is 12 inches and white 4 of my p**...

4 Inch Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 4 inch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean number 4 jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 4 inch pranks.

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing.
The police arrive and ask for a description.
She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her.
He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report.
She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

Snow wife.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.
Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

A woman walks up to me and says "give me 12 inches and make it hurt"....

So i banged her 4 times and hit her w/ a brick

Why Are Firetrucks Red?

Firetrucks have 4 wheels and carry 8 men.
4 + 8 = 12
There are 12 inches in a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas.
Fish live in the seas.
Fish have fins.
People from Finland are called Fins.
Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago.
Russia has red on its flag.
And that's why they're red.
Cause they're always *russian* around.

There's 4 and a half inches of light snow outside

...or as most the men on Tinder would have me believe, 8 inches and really thick.

Planting potatoes in Chicago

So there's this old Pakistani man who lives alone in Chicago. One day he sends an e-mail to his son Ahmad :
"Dear son, I would love to plant some potatoes in the backyard but I'm old and lonely, I can't plow the land without your help. With love, your father."
Later that night, Ahmad responds :
"Dear dad, for the love of God PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE LAND ! I have buried "the thing" there. Your loving son, Ahmad."
That same night at 3 in the morning, 4 FBI agents broke into the father's house and investigated the backyard, inch by inch, without finding anything. They went away without being noticed.
Ahmad sent another email to his father : "Dear father, I am 100% positive that the land is now plowed. I couldn't have done it better myself. Ahmad."

A Japanese Pole Vaulter Walks into a bar

wearing his silver medal. A young woman walks up and says "how close were you to the gold"?
..."about 4 inches"

I've invented a golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4 inches.

They work brilliantly, just don't carry them in your back pocket.

s**... with a weatherman must s**....

Always telling you to expect 8-12 inches,
only to find out it's not even 4.

The snow's really coming down today, and my Chinese wife needs to drive to work...

Fortunately this isn't the first time she's seen 4 white inches.

The weatherman is always telling me things like "it's 70 degrees out, but feels like 59."

So I told my wife, "oh honey I swear it's 8 inches, but it just feels like 4."

A weatherman reports 10 inches of snow the next day

His wife turns off the TV suddenly. "Well, whenever 10 inches is promised we only end up getting 4"

Why do women have a hard time with spacial relationships?

Because they've always been told by men that 3 or 4 inches it's at least 6 inches

Why are the rails on train tracks 4 feet and 8 ½ inches apart?

Because if they wasn't the train will fall right off the track.

A teacher always gave her students 4 or 5 marks out of 10

Students asked why is that despite them writing the correct answer
Teacher:4, 5 inches is what my husband gives me everynight

On my online dating profile it clearly says that I'm 6 foot - 4 inches

So why when I turn up are woman always disappointed that I'm 5'8

Do you know why firetrucks are red?

Firetrucks have 4 wheels and carry 8 people.
There are 12 inches in a ruler
Queen Elizabeth is a ruler
There was a ship named Queen Elizabeth
Ships sail on seas
Seas have fish
Fish have fins
People from Finland are Finns
Finland and Russia border each other
Russians are red
Firetrucks are always Russian around


Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children. "The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children. "The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back? "