The Best 10 3yearold Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 3yearold jokes. There are some 3yearold mum jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 3yearold knickers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 3yearold Jokes and Puns

A little 3-year-old girl

was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping. The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it several more times. When the mother came home, the father had the mother stop and watch the little tea ritual, as her daughter brought the father another cup of tea (water) and he drank it. The mother said, Very nice. But has it occurred to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?

A 3-year old boy

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied.

(From my 3-year-old son) Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're dead.

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed

At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong honey?"

"Daddy, where's my booger?"

An old Businessman and his young Model ex-wife

were fighting over the custody of their 3-year-old son.
The young mother protested that since she brought the kid into this world,
she had a natural right to the custody of him.
The judge asked the businessman to explain his side of the case.
After a long moment of silence, the old businessman rose from his chair and said,
"Judge, when I put money into a Vending Machine and a Snickers Bar comes out,
does it belong to me or the machine?"


Why did the chicken cross the road?

-To get to the idiot's house
-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-The chicken
-The chicken who?
-The chicken who crossed the road

I told my wife that I won't take our 3-year-old son to the zoo because it's exploitation.

She said, "Now you know how I felt when you sneaked him into the strip club."

I met a 3-year-old girl on the facebook

She love offer me.I don not accept her love offer,

A wife tells her husband, "Remember to pick the kid up at 5."

"OK," says the husband.
[later]
The husband dropped off their 3-year-old son off at daycare: "See ya in 2 years, bud."

3-year-old girl

My 3-year-old niece, stomping her feet in anger, making faces.

Me: What's wrong ?
3-year-old: NOTHING!

Phew! she's already a woman :-o

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 3yearold faces jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 3yearold asks piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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