3yearold Jokes
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A 3-year old boy
A 3-year-old boy examined his t**... while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
A little 3-year-old girl
was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping. The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it several more times. When the mother came home, the father had the mother stop and watch the little tea ritual, as her daughter brought the father another cup of tea (water) and he drank it. The mother said, Very nice. But has it occurred to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?
(From my 3-year-old son) Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed
At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong honey?"
"Daddy, where's my booger?"
An old Businessman and his young Model ex-wife
were fighting over the custody of their 3-year-old son.
The young mother protested that since she brought the kid into this world,
she had a natural right to the custody of him.
The judge asked the businessman to explain his side of the case.
After a long moment of silence, the old businessman rose from his chair and said,
"Judge, when I put money into a Vending Machine and a Snickers Bar comes out,
does it belong to me or the machine?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the idiot's house
-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-The chicken
-The chicken who?
-The chicken who crossed the road
I told my wife that I won't take our 3-year-old son to the zoo because it's exploitation.
She said, "Now you know how I felt when you sneaked him into the s**... club."
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