3yearold Jokes

Following is our collection of axe humor and mum one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 3yearold puns for adults, dirty wrong jokes or clean knickers gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about 3yearold

A little 3-year-old girl

was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping. The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it several more times. When the mother came home, the father had the mother stop and watch the little tea ritual, as her daughter brought the father another cup of tea (water) and he drank it. The mother said, Very nice. But has it occurred to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?

A 3-year old boy

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied.

(From my 3-year-old son) Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

-To get to the idiot's house
-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-The chicken
-The chicken who?
-The chicken who crossed the road
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Brought to you by my 3-year-old sister. :D

I told my wife that I won't take our 3-year-old son to the zoo because it's exploitation.

She said, "Now you know how I felt when you sneaked him into the strip club."


A wife tells her husband, "Remember to pick the kid up at 5."

"OK," says the husband.
[later]
The husband dropped off their 3-year-old son off at daycare: "See ya in 2 years, bud."

I met a 3-year-old girl on the facebook

She love offer me.I don not accept her love offer,

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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