3year Jokes
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Heartwarming 3year Jokes that Make You Laugh
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A 3-year old boy
A 3-year-old boy examined his t**... while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
A little 3-year-old girl
was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping. The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it several more times. When the mother came home, the father had the mother stop and watch the little tea ritual, as her daughter brought the father another cup of tea (water) and he drank it. The mother said, Very nice. But has it occurred to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?
(From my 3-year-old son) Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
Brains
A 3-year old boy is looking at his t**... in the bathtub and asks his mom, are these my brains? To which his mother reply's not yet sweetie
The results of a 3-year trial for a drug that prevents diabetes are in.
A scientist walks into his boss's office to brief him on the results.
"How did you conduct this study?" asked the boss,
"We gave a group of 300 participants our drug, at 3 doses a day, and another 300 a placebo. We then found the number of people in each group who had diabetes." replied the scientist.
"What did you find?"
"If you give a control group sugar pills 3 times a day for 3 years, they'll all get diabetes."
Did you know that a school of piranha can devour a whole 3-year old child in under 30 seconds?
On another subject, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Timmy Learns to Count
A preschool teacher asked her students in class, "who can count from one to ten?"
Little 3-year old Timmy swiftly raised his hand, "I can!" and started counting "one, two, three four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!"
The teacher is impressed, "Well done Timmy! Who taught you that?"
"My uncle Bobby!" Timmy said.
"Can you count past ten?" The teacher asked Timmy.
"That's easy!" Timmy continued, "Jack, Queen, King..."
My 3-Year old son just found out how to open the closet door...
Looks like I'll have to lock him up somewhere else.
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