3rd Degree Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 3rd Degree jokes. Read 3rd degree jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 3rd degree puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious 3rd Degree Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

Educated Sons

1st son : Degree in Economics.
2nd son: MBA.
3rd son : PhD
4th son : Thief

Neighbour: Why can't you throw the
4th son out of your house?

Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

My uncle died of hypothermia. Robbers took him and locked him inside a freezer of which the temperature was just slightly below 4 degrees.

It was the worst case of 3rd degree m**... I've ever heard of.

There are 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murders, but why are there no 90th degree murders?

Because m**... is not right

Who called it phd

and not 3rd degree t**...?

What do you call a flash mob of crows?

Premeditated m**....

What do you call a sunburned m**... of crows?
1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree.

What do British police use to treat 3rd degree burns?

Aloe aloe vera

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the 3rd degree puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working 3rd degree piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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