The Best 6 3rd Degree Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 3rd Degree jokes. There are some 3rd degree jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 3rd degree puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 3rd Degree Jokes and Puns

Educated Sons

1st son : Degree in Economics.
2nd son: MBA.
3rd son : PhD
4th son : Thief

Neighbour: Why can't you throw the
4th son out of your house?

Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

My uncle died of hypothermia. Robbers took him and locked him inside a freezer of which the temperature was just slightly below 4 degrees.

It was the worst case of 3rd degree murder I've ever heard of.

There are 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murders, but why are there no 90th degree murders?

Because murder is not right

Who called it phd

and not 3rd degree torture?

What do you call a flash mob of crows?

Premeditated murder.

What do you call a sunburned murder of crows?
1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree.


What do British police use to treat 3rd degree burns?

Aloe aloe vera

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 3rd degree jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 3rd degree piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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