3rd Degree Jokes

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Educated Sons

1st son : Degree in Economics.
2nd son: MBA.
3rd son : PhD
4th son : Thief
Neighbour: Why can't you throw the
4th son out of your house?
Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

My uncle died of hypothermia. Robbers took him and locked him inside a freezer of which the temperature was just slightly below 4 degrees.

It was the worst case of 3rd degree m**... I've ever heard of.

There are 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murders, but why are there no 90th degree murders?

Because m**... is not right

Who called it phd

and not 3rd degree t**...?

What do you call a flash mob of crows?

Premeditated m**....
What do you call a sunburned m**... of crows?
1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree.

What do British police use to treat 3rd degree burns?

Aloe aloe vera

Did you hear what happened to Hillary Clinton?

She was hospitalized for 3rd degree Berns

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