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29 3rd 4th jokes and hilarious 3rd 4th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 3rd 4th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest 3rd 4th Short Jokes

Short 3rd 4th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 3rd 4th humour may include short fourth jokes also.

  1. Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall. "Oh ya!"
    [breaks 2nd wall]
    "Oh ya!"
    [3rd wall]
    "OHHH YEAAHH!"
    [breaks 4th wall]
    *Winks at camera*
  2. Till when has the lockdown been extended to, in India? "May the 3rd"
    What else would you like to say about the situation?
    "May the 4th be with us."
  3. Does Britain have the 4th of July? Or do the calendars just go July 3rd, July 5th, July 6th?
  4. Why the 4th of July? J is the 1st,
    U is the 2nd,
    L is the 3rd,
    Y is the 4th
    Happy 4th of July!

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3rd 4th One Liners

Which 3rd 4th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 3rd 4th? I can suggest the ones about fourth sixth and 1st 2nd.

  1. Is there a 4th of July in the UK? Yeah… right after the 3rd of July.
  2. What's on the 3rd and 4th page of a Ford's manual? Bus and train schedules
  3. July 4th! How do you have fun on the 4th?
    And: Buy a 5th on the 3rd.

3rd 4th Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 3rd 4th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean 3rd place jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 3rd 4th pranks.

I am a proud anti-vaccine Father of 3.

Edit- Two Now
2nd Edit- One Now
3rd Edit- Nevermind
4th Edit- WOW this really blew up. I would like to dedicate all these wonderful awards to my 3 children Byeson, Dieanne, and Ammunity. They would have been so proud. RIP

Worms

Four earthworms are placed in four separate test tubes:
1st in beer
2nd in wine
3rd in whiskey
4th in mineral water
The next day, the teacher shows the results:
The 1st worm in beer, dead.
The 2nd in wine, dead.
The 3rd in whiskey, dead.
The 4th in mineral water, alive and healthy.
The teacher asks the class:
- What do we learn from this experience?
And a child responds:
- Whoever drinks beer, wine and whiskey, does not have worms.

Teacher: What do you do after school?

1st Student: I go and buy w**... from Yakobo
2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
3rd Student: I go and buy c**... from Yakobo.
4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework.
Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
4th Student: Yakobo

I try to tell this joke in english :]

There's a young boy, with no arms, nor legs called Lumpi.
Lumpi plays in front of his house in the sandbox, then a window opens on the 4th floor and Lumpi's mother yells at him "Lumpi time to eat!" and she throws down a rope.
As Lumpi sees the rope hanging out of his window, he starts to rob to the rope and bite's it! He trained hard to hold himself on the rope with his teeth. Lumpi is very hungry and starts to pull himself up only with his teeth. Lumpi pulls and pulls, he's on the 1st floor, the window opens and a young Lady smiles at him, Lumpi smiles back, then pulls again...and again, 2nd floor the window opens and an old man sees him and waves at him, Lumpi shakes his head to greet back, then he start's to pull himself up again. Lumpi, all sweaty and hungry now on the the 3rd floor, near his own window on the 4th floor. The window on the 3rd floor opens and a Lady sees him, then she says "Hi Lumpi! What are you going to eat now?" and Lumpi replies " Pizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!...."
Sry for my bad english, I just tried to tell a joke in english that I know in my own language. :)

Five logicians walk into a bar

Five logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "beer for everyone?". The first logician says "I don't know"; second one, "I don't know"; 3rd, "I don't know"; 4th, "I don't know". The fifth one takes a second and then says "yes".

Appointing a class monitor..

*Teacher*: What do you do after school?
*1st Student*: I go and buy w**... from Yakobo
*2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
*3rd Student*: I go and buy c**... from Yakobo.
*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.
*Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
*4th Student*: Yakobo
*Teacher*: Satan!

Educated Sons

1st son : Degree in Economics.
2nd son: MBA.
3rd son : PhD
4th son : Thief
Neighbour: Why can't you throw the
4th son out of your house?
Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

College life for introverts

1st year - People are so good to me. I feel I am respected a lot! Friends are bliss!
2nd year - People are distancing from me. I guess they don't like me. I've to find new people I suppose.
3rd year - Should I change my attitude to get friends? I don't know why I get cheated everytime I trust someone.
4th year - Who needs friends? People are useless. Solitude is the best.

Four students are asked what they wanted to be when they grew up

1st student: I want to be a teacher, so I can teach my fellow countrymen
2nd student: I want to be a doctor, so I can cure my fellow countrymen
3rd student: I want to be a lawyer, so I can protect my fellow countrymen
4th student: I want to be a countryman

The score at the end of the 3rd quarter last night was 56-0.

Atlanta felt so bad about what they were doing to the Bucs that they walked off the field at the start of the 4th.
4 plays later Tampa Bay finally scored.

Mozart

So the year is 1791, and Mozart has just died. It's a big deal in Vienna, everyone is sad blah blah blah blah. A few days after he is buried, someone is walking through the graveyard and hears a strange noise. Intrigued by the noise he follows it until it gets louder, louder, and finally he finds himself standing above Mozart's grave. Naturally this is a matter of curiosity in Vienna, and soon people from all over come to hear this strange sound coming from Mozart's grave. No one can identify the noise coming from the grave, so finally they bring in an expert on Mozart's music to see if he can identify it. After listening for a few minutes, the expert says "Well this is Mozart's 6th symphony, but it's playing backwards." He listens a bit longer and he hears Mozart's 5th symphony, 4th symphony, 3rd, 2nd, 1st but all being played backwards. The people of Vienna ask the expert how this strange music can be coming from the grave. "It's no big deal" he answers. "Mozart is just *decomposing*."

Four surgeons.....

......sat around discussing their favourite patients type.
1st surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order."
2nd surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order."
3rd surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded." The 4th surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians." The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief. The 4th surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the butts and brains are interchangeable."

4-story building

So there is a building with 4 levels a different person living on each level. On the 1st story is a married couple. The 2nd story houses a dating couple. The 3rd story is home to a blind man and his dog. On the 4th story lives a women. The lady on the 4th story decides to take a shower. She has gotten into the shower when she heard a knck on the door. She puts on her towel and answers the door. Its the dating couple. They say "fongragulate us". the lady asks why. the couple replies saying "We're engaged". She congragulates them and goes back to her shower. There is another knock on the door. She puts on her towel and answers the door. Its the married couple. "Congratulate us" they say. The lady asks why. They reply saying "We're pregnant". She congratulates them and goes to her shower. She hears another knock on the door. She can tell its the blind man because she can hear his lead dog with him so she doesn't bother putting on her towel since hes blind. She answers the door and the blind man says congratulate me. She asks why. The blind man says "I can see".

A joke I received from my cousin this morning.

4 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine, kept it started for 5 mins then turned it off again. He then told them"We have reached".
The 1st guy was too drunk.Without saying a word he got out of the taxi.
The 2nd guy gave him money.
The 3rd guy got out and said "thank you".
The 4th guy slapped the driver.
The driver was shocked, he thought the 4th guy knew what he did. But he asked "what was that for"?
The 4th guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed us"!

The Five Stages of s**...

1st is Smurf s**.... This is where you do it until you're both blue in
the face.
2nd is kitchen s**.... This is the honeymoon phase where you do it in
every room of the house, including the kitchen.
3rd is bedroom s**.... This is after you've been married for a while,
maybe have a couple of kids, so you do it in the bedroom.
4th is hallway s**.... This is where you pass one another in the hallway
and say, "Screw you".
The final stage is courtroom s**.... This is where you go to court and
your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

You just can't please them

So three women were walking through town, when suddenly they spotted a building named, "Free Single Men". Desperate for love, the three women go inside. In the lobby, there stood a man who said (while pointing at an elevator across the room), "This building has 5 more floors. Each one with a different kind of man. Enjoy". The women proceed to enter the elevator. When they got to the first floor, a sign read, "This floor contains short, fat men". The women then went to the second floor. There a sign read, "This floor contains short, skinny men". The women then went to the 3rd floor, where the sign read, "This floor has tall, fat men". Then they went to the 4th floor, where the sign read, "This floor contains tall, skinny men". But when they got to the 5th floor, it was empty. The only thing there was a sign that read, "There are no men on this floor. This floor was created to prove the fact that there is no way to please a woman.

High Urinals

High Urinals
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon) - but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinals.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, helping them to hold on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.' 'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by 2 female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the sporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the gents when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the u**....
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their trousers, and began lifting the little boys up one by one, and held onto their 'pp' to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in the 4th.'
'No, ma'am,' he replied, 'I'm in the 7th, riding Silver Arrow, but thanks for the lift.'

An airplane was about to c**....
There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Stephen King , the best selling author of my time... My millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die."
So he took the 1st pack and left the planernThe 2nd passenger , Barack Hussein Obama, said , "I am the 44th President of the United States, and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die."
He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.rnThe 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son , I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The little boy said , "That's okay , Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."