The Best 15 35ths Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 35ths jokes. There are some 35ths kill jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 35ths price puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 35ths Jokes and Puns

Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Senate race.

He keeps insisting that the black votes should only count for 3/5ths.

How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot?

3/5ths

Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

35ths joke, Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper?

So John Kelly claims that the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War...

I wouldn't say that's 100% accurate, but at least 3/5ths.

I started watched 12 years a slave today

...but I only made it 3/5ths the way through


I didn't really like the new Black Panther...

It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.

I finally realized why incest in the south is ok

it's because in the south, your cousin is only 3/5ths of a family member

35ths joke, I finally realized why incest in the south is ok

After I painted my computer black...

Strawpoll would only work 3-5ths of the time

2 midgets and a black guy walk into a room, how many people are in that room?

1 and 3/5ths

I saw that Get Out has a 40% Chance of Winning the Best Picture Oscar

White People Finally get to see what it's like to be 3/5ths

Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast

But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men

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What do you call five black guys having sex?

A threesome

3/5ths compromise

How many people do the cops need to kill in order to start a riot?

3/5ths

Im watching this great multi-part documentary on slavery,

I'm only 3/5ths of the way through.

The New 20 Dollar Bill Will Only Be Worth 12 Dollars

Thanks to the 3/5ths compromise.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 35ths black jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 35ths riot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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