35ths Jokes

Funniest 35ths Short Jokes

Short 35ths jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 35ths humour may include short order jokes also.

1. Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Senate race. He keeps insisting that the black votes should only count for 3/5ths.
2. Did you hear burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
3. So John Kelly claims that the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War... I wouldn't say that's 100% accurate, but at least 3/5ths.
4. 2 midgets and a black guy walk into a room, how many people are in that room? 1 and 3/5ths
5. I saw that Get Out has a 40% Chance of Winning the Best Picture Oscar White People Finally get to see what it's like to be 3/5ths
6. Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men
7. Im watching this great multi-part documentary on slavery, I'm only 3/5ths of the way through.
8. I finally realized why i**... in the south is ok it's because in the south, your cousin is only 3/5ths of a family member

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35ths One Liners

Which 35ths one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 35ths? I can suggest the ones about burger and price.

1. How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot? 3/5ths
2. I didn't really like the new Black Panther... It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.
3. After I painted my computer black... Strawpoll would only work 3-5ths of the time
4. How many people do the cops need to kill in order to start a riot? 3/5ths
5. The New 20 Dollar Bill Will Only Be Worth 12 Dollars Thanks to the 3/5ths compromise.
6. I painted my computer black Now it only does 3/5ths what it used to
7. You know why it's called Black Friday? Because everything is 3/5ths the original price!
8. What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise? I can't even
9. I started watched 12 years a s**... today ...but I only made it 3/5ths the way through
10. What do you call five black guys having s**...? A t**...
    3/5ths compromise

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor 35ths Jokes

What funny jokes about 35ths you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean riot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 35ths pranks.