35ths Jokes

Following is our collection of friday humor and kill one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 35ths puns for adults, dirty people jokes or clean price gags for kids.

There is an abundance of black jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes on 35ths. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any riot witze you can hear about 35ths.

The Best jokes about 35ths

Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Senate race.

He keeps insisting that the black votes should only count for 3/5ths.

How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot?

3/5ths

Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

So John Kelly claims that the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War...

I wouldn't say that's 100% accurate, but at least 3/5ths.

I started watched 12 years a slave today

...but I only made it 3/5ths the way through


I didn't really like the new Black Panther...

It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.

I finally realized why incest in the south is ok

it's because in the south, your cousin is only 3/5ths of a family member

After I painted my computer black...

Strawpoll would only work 3-5ths of the time

2 midgets and a black guy walk into a room, how many people are in that room?

1 and 3/5ths

I saw that Get Out has a 40% Chance of Winning the Best Picture Oscar

White People Finally get to see what it's like to be 3/5ths

Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast

But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men


What do you call five black guys having sex?

A threesome

3/5ths compromise

How many people do the cops need to kill in order to start a riot?

3/5ths

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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