Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Senate race.
He keeps insisting that the black votes should only count for 3/5ths.
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How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot?
3/5ths
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Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper?
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
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So John Kelly claims that the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War...
I wouldn't say that's 100% accurate, but at least 3/5ths.
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I started watched 12 years a slave today
...but I only made it 3/5ths the way through
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I didn't really like the new Black Panther...
It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.
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I finally realized why incest in the south is ok
it's because in the south, your cousin is only 3/5ths of a family member
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After I painted my computer black...
Strawpoll would only work 3-5ths of the time
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2 midgets and a black guy walk into a room, how many people are in that room?
1 and 3/5ths
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I saw that Get Out has a 40% Chance of Winning the Best Picture Oscar
White People Finally get to see what it's like to be 3/5ths
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Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast
But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men
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What do you call five black guys having sex?
A threesome
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How many people do the cops need to kill in order to start a riot?
3/5ths
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