35ths Jokes

Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Senate race.

He keeps insisting that the black votes should only count for 3/5ths.

How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot?

3/5ths

Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

So John Kelly claims that the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War...

I wouldn't say that's 100% accurate, but at least 3/5ths.

I started watched 12 years a slave today

...but I only made it 3/5ths the way through

I didn't really like the new Black Panther...

It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.

I finally realized why incest in the south is ok

it's because in the south, your cousin is only 3/5ths of a family member

After I painted my computer black...

Strawpoll would only work 3-5ths of the time

2 midgets and a black guy walk into a room, how many people are in that room?

1 and 3/5ths

I saw that Get Out has a 40% Chance of Winning the Best Picture Oscar

White People Finally get to see what it's like to be 3/5ths

Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast

But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men

What do you call five black guys having sex?

A threesome

3/5ths compromise

How many people do the cops need to kill in order to start a riot?

3/5ths

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