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35 Mph Jokes

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35 Mph Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good 35 mph joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I'm already going 75 mph in a 35 zone, stop tailgating me!

Also the blinking lights on top of your car looks s**...

A man gets pulled over right as he's exiting the freeway.

As he rolls down his window, the cop asks him, "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?!"
The man replies, "Well I sure as h**... know that I was within the d**... speed limit!"
The cop says, "No sure, that's incorrect. You're meant to exit this freeway at 35 mph, and I clocked you doing over 100."
"That's b**...!" spat the man. "I ain't dumb. I can read. That sign right over there said exit 125!"

A nun gets pulled over by a cop on the freeway.

The police asks the nun "Do you know at what speed you were going at ma'am?"
"Yes, i was going at 35 mph"
The cop replies "You are supposed to be at 60 mph at least"
"Isn't this route 35? I was going at the correct speed officer."
The cop chuckles and says "No, thats just the route number but the speed on all the freeways are at least 60mph"
The nun with a scared face says "Well you better go to route 170 since one of my sisters goes through there."

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