The Best 15 31st Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 31st jokes. There are some 31st 8th jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 31st trash puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 31st Jokes and Puns

Before the clock strikes midnight on december 31st be sure to lift your left leg

That way you will start off the new year on the right foot

On October 31st, we will have a full moon, and the 7th planet from the sun will be its brightest...

So when someone sees the moon that day, they will likely see Uranus too...

We should add a leap second to December 31st 2020

Just to make people watching the live clock think for a split second that the year will never end

31st joke, We should add a leap second to December 31st 2020

My gym teacher was shouting at me like Power comes from the legs! I know you can do it!

It felt really bad as I was standing on a ledge on the 31st floor.

​SERIOUS WARNING!​ Do not go outside!

On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!!

Please tell everyone u care for.


Which "real"* months are the quickest? *February is fake news

The ones that get to 31st.

Why couldn't the man get his wife pregnant on October 31st?

Because he had a hallow-weenie.

31st joke, Why couldn't the man get his wife pregnant on October 31st?

New Years dad jokes.

*11:59 on December 31st*
Every dad in the world: See you next year!!

Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:

"Let's have another round, shall we?"

Pi day in America is on March 14th. Almost everywhere else Pi day doesn't exist since it would be on April 31st.

What do burn victims celebrate on October 31st?

Aloe-ween

You can explore 31st gonna reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 31st pregnant dad jokes. There are also 31st puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Apparently I was supposed to wait until October 31st to dress up like a ghost.

Guess I spook too soon.

My teacher said she's been ill since December 31st...

I said 'that means you've been sick all year'

Me and my crush are getting married

I am getting married on 31st august and she is on 31st october :(

Happy April Fools Day!

April Fools it's March 31st.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 31st fools jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 31st joke piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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