31st Jokes

Following is our collection of gonna humor and 8th one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 31st puns for adults, dirty pregnant jokes or clean trash gags for kids.

There is an abundance of fools jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on 31st. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any joke witze you can hear about 31st.

The Best jokes about 31st

My gym teacher was shouting at me like Power comes from the legs! I know you can do it!

It felt really bad as I was standing on a ledge on the 31st floor.

​SERIOUS WARNING!​ Do not go outside!

On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!!

Please tell everyone u care for.

Which "real"* months are the quickest? *February is fake news

The ones that get to 31st.

Why couldn't the man get his wife pregnant on October 31st?

Because he had a hallow-weenie.

What do burn victims celebrate on October 31st?

Aloe-ween


New Years dad jokes.

*11:59 on December 31st*
Every dad in the world: See you next year!!

Apparently I was supposed to wait until October 31st to dress up like a ghost.

Guess I spook too soon.

Pi day in America is on March 14th. Almost everywhere else Pi day doesn't exist since it would be on April 31st.

Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:

"Let's have another round, shall we?"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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