Quirky and Hilarious 31st Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
I'm unhappy with prime day
Amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st
Before the clock strikes midnight on december 31st be sure to lift your left leg
That way you will start off the new year on the right foot
On October 31st, we will have a full moon, and the 7th planet from the sun will be its brightest...
So when someone sees the moon that day, they will likely see Uranus too...
What do you say when your friend says it's June 31st?
July'd.
My friend said It's June 31st!
I told him July'd .
We should add a leap second to December 31st 2020
Just to make people watching the live clock think for a split second that the year will never end
My gym teacher was shouting at me like Power comes from the legs! I know you can do it!
It felt really bad as I was standing on a ledge on the 31st floor.
SERIOUS WARNING! Do not go outside!
On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!!
Please tell everyone u care for.
Why couldn't the man get his wife pregnant on October 31st?
Because he had a hallow-weenie.
Me and my crush are getting married
I am getting married on 31st august and she is on 31st october :(
Which "real"* months are the quickest? *February is fake news
The ones that get to 31st.
You can explore 31st 8th reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 31st trash dad jokes. There are also 31st puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
New Years dad jokes.
*11:59 on December 31st*
Every dad in the world: See you next year!!
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Pi day in America is on March 14th. Almost everywhere else Pi day doesn't exist since it would be on April 31st.
What do burn victims celebrate on October 31st?
Aloe-ween
Apparently I was supposed to wait until October 31st to dress up like a ghost.
Guess I spook too soon.
My teacher said she's been ill since December 31st...
I said 'that means you've been sick all year'
Happy April Fools Day!
April Fools it's March 31st.
