Following is our collection of 31st jokes which are very funny. There are some 31st 8th jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 31st trash puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
That way you will start off the new year on the right foot
So when someone sees the moon that day, they will likely see Uranus too...
Just to make people watching the live clock think for a split second that the year will never end
It felt really bad as I was standing on a ledge on the 31st floor.
On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!!
Please tell everyone u care for.
The ones that get to 31st.
Because he had a hallow-weenie.
*11:59 on December 31st*
Every dad in the world: See you next year!!
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Aloe-ween
You can explore 31st gonna reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 31st pregnant dad jokes. There are also 31st puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Guess I spook too soon.
I said 'that means you've been sick all year'
I am getting married on 31st august and she is on 31st october :(
April Fools it's March 31st.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 31st fools jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working 31st joke piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.