31st Jokes

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I'm unhappy with prime day

amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st

Before the clock strikes midnight on december 31st be sure to lift your left leg

That way you will start off the new year on the right foot

On October 31st, we will have a full moon, and the 7th planet from the sun will be its brightest...

So when someone sees the moon that day, they will likely see Uranus too...

What do you say when your friend says it's June 31st?


My friend said It's June 31st!

I told him July'd .

We should add a leap second to December 31st 2020

Just to make people watching the live clock think for a split second that the year will never end

My gym teacher was shouting at me like Power comes from the legs! I know you can do it!

It felt really bad as I was standing on a ledge on the 31st floor.

Why couldn't the man get his wife pregnant on October 31st?

Because he had a hallow-w**....

​SERIOUS WARNING!​ Do not go outside!

On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!!
Please tell everyone u care for.

31st joke, ​SERIOUS WARNING!​ Do not go outside!

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31st joke, ​SERIOUS WARNING!​ Do not go outside!

31st joke, ​SERIOUS WARNING!​ Do not go outside!