## Uplifting 31415 Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

### I just came in 3.1415 seconds

You can call that a cream pi

### What's the 3.141592653% tax that sailors charge?

Pi Rates

### A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked "what is pi?"

The mathematician says "pi is the ratio of a circumference to its diameter".

The physicist says "pi is 3.1415"

The engineer says "it's about 3"

### 5 Jokes About Pi

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?

Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?

eating too much Pi.

5. I hate all these Pi jokes.

They go on forever.

With that last one I'll show myself the door.

### eBay is useless...

...I wanted lighters but all they had were 31,415 matches.

### There are 3,141,592 parallel universes where I have sex with yo momma..

Strangely enough in every single one of them she's so fat...

### What do people in Colorado eat on 3/14/15?

Pot pie.

### What do you feed someone from Colorado on 3/14/15?

Pot pie.