The Best 7 31415 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 31415 jokes. There are some 31415 happy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 31415 people puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 31415 Jokes and Puns

I just came in 3.1415 seconds

You can call that a cream pi

What's the 3.141592653% tax that sailors charge?

Pi Rates

5 Jokes About Pi

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?
eating too much Pi.

5. I hate all these Pi jokes.
They go on forever.

With that last one I'll show myself the door.

eBay is useless...

...I wanted lighters but all they had were 31,415 matches.

There are 3,141,592 parallel universes where I have sex with yo momma..

Strangely enough in every single one of them she's so fat...


What do people in Colorado eat on 3/14/15?

Pot pie.

What do you feed someone from Colorado on 3/14/15?

Pot pie.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 31415 colorado jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 31415 sit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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