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3.14% of sailors...

are πrates.

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How long are math snakes?

3.14 feet. Well, at least the πthon is



(I'm so sorry)

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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A πthon

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3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.

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Just watched a pirated movie

On a scale of 1-10, I'd give it a 3.14

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Just saw a pirated movie

On a scale of 1-10, I'd give a 3.14

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3.14% of all sailors are

Pi-rates! (Have a great pi-day)

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In honor of 3/14... TIL the man who discovered Pi had his wife, Edith, leave him over his obsession with math.

Which just goes to show you, you can't have your Pi and Edith too.

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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A πthon

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An opinion without 3.14

Is just an onion...
DEEP

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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 feet long ?

A πthon

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3.14% of People in Planes...

...are πlots.

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I recently watched a pirated film.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it a 3.14.

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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

A "Pi-thon"

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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?

A pithon.

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What snake is 3.14 metres long?

A πthon.

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What is 3.14 grams of fool's gold?

It's pyrite.

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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

A π-thon.

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What do you call a movie with 3.14 stars?

Pirated

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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet?

A Pi-Thon!

Credit goes to my girlfriend, the ultimate dad.

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A 3.14 m long snake is

πthon.
Happy π day!

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What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 inches long?

A πthon

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A man calls the hotel receptionist where he is staying,

"My wife and I were arguing earlier and now she's trying to jump out of the window. Send someone to room 314 please!"

The receptionist responds, "Sir, that sounds like a personal problem. Sort out the matter yourself."

The man is taken aback. "How is this a personal problem? I'm calling for maintenance, the window won't open!"

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Did you hear about the cruise that was rated 3.14 out of 10?

It was a pi-rate ship

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If shops sell things at 3.14 times their actual value

They are Pirates.

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What do women and dog poo have in common?

The older they are, the easier they get to pick up.

(compliments of BloodHoundGang's "3.14")

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TIL that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates.

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It may only look like 3.14 inches...

But it will feel like it goes in forever.

Happy Pi day!

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I was just attacked by a bunch of snakes. Not sure how many there were. Around 3.14 I'd guess.

I think they were probably πthons.

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How do you turn an opinion into an onion?

-3.14

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A 3.14 meter long snake !

What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake ?

- a "Py"thon

What do you call a 43 kilometre long snake ?

- a marathon !

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What do you call a pie without 3.14?

2.718

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What do you get when you divide 3.14 by 6?

6 slices of pi

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3.14% of trees

are πne trees

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√-1 8 Σ 3.14

And it was delicious

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