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31 March Jokes

6 31 march jokes and hilarious 31 march puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 31 march that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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31 March Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good 31 march joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Why was the soldier tired on April 1st?

He had just come through a 31-day March.

Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

They just finished a 31 day March.

You know why everyone is so tired today?

Because we just finished a 31 day March!

Why are soldiers so tired at the beginning of April?

They just had a 31 day March.

just got a new job and was to start today

Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhausted.
"Oh - Is this a joke because its Aprils fools day?"
I said "Its no joke - I just finished a 31 day march!"


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