31 March Jokes

These are the 6 31 march jokes and hilarious 31 march puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 31 march that are good jokes for kids and friends..

31 March Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good 31 march joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Why was the soldier tired on April 1st?

He had just come through a 31-day March.

Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

They just finished a 31 day March.

You know why everyone is so tired today?

Because we just finished a 31 day March!

Why are soldiers so tired at the beginning of April?

They just had a 31 day March.

just got a new job and was to start today

Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhausted.
"Oh - Is this a joke because its Aprils fools day?"
I said "Its no joke - I just finished a 31 day march!"

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