Cheerful 30th Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
A husband and wife celebrate their 30th anniversary
That night, the wife comes out of the bathroom n**... and starts playing with her n**....
"What did you think the first time you saw these 30 years ago?"
"I wanna to s**... them dry," he says.
She crawls onto the bed, "What did you think when you saw all this 30 years ago?"
"I wanted to screw your brains out, baby," he says with a smile.
She giggles, teasingly, "What are you thinking now?"
"I think I did a pretty good job at both."
And God said let there be light
Then on the 30th day, he received his bill and yelled…
Turn the d**... thing off when you leave the room .
"Don't jump!"
One day, a man decided he'd had enough of his life, and went to the balcony of the 30th floor of his office building. He stepped onto the ledge and shouted "I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna jump!"
A physics professor passing by heard the commotion and looked up. He shouted back to the man "Don't do it! Don't jump! You've got so much potential!"
My wife and I just celebrated 10 years of a happy marriage!
Coincidentally it happened to be our 30th anniversary.
Bob is about to celebrate his 30th anniversary
Bob wants everything to be perfect for his anniversary trip to the hotel where he and his wife honeymooned 30 years earlier. So he gets there a day early to make all the arrangements. That night he emailed her, but misspelled the address, and it goes to a recent widow.
The next day, the widow's son finds Her passed out in front of her computer. On the screen is this email:
My darling wife, I've just gotten here and everything is set for your arrival tomorrow. I hope the trip down great will be as pleasant as mine.
P.S. It's really hot!
Interviewers be like "do you have experience"
Like yeah bro this is my 30th interview
My wife and I just celebrated our 30th Wedding Anniversary
My wife says it's the best 10 years of her life...
30th Anniversary
A man decides to buy flowers for his wife for their 30th wedding anniversary. He walks in the door and finds rose petals leading to the bedroom. Curious he walks in and finds his wife spread eagle on the bed in a brand new negligee. "What's all this about?" he asks. In her sexiest voice she says, "Well, I knew you would bring home flowers like you always do. This is for the flowers."
"Don't be silly," he says, "I'm sure we have a vase for these somewhere."
Why there should be a February 30th
So dentists can have a day to celebrate
Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary?
This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big.
Happy 65th birthday to Howard Stern
...And happy 20th to his hair, happy 30th to his legs, and happy 10th to his new teeth.
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The Challenger disaster's 30th anniversary
Is a reminder why women shouldn't drive
A basejumper breaks a new record!
He reaches his 30th birthday
My wife and I disagree on spanking our son but I just did it anyway.
That will teach him to disrespect the gift I got him for his 30th birthday.
Went to my Roman neighbour's 30th birthday party wearing practically nothing
Won't be making THAT mistake again...
