30th Jokes

Following is our collection of sex humor and 4th one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 30th puns for adults, dirty eleventh jokes or clean back gags for kids.

There is an abundance of super jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on 30th. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any soup witze you can hear about 30th.

The Best jokes about 30th

A husband and wife celebrate their 30th anniversary

That night, the wife comes out of the bathroom naked and starts playing with her nipples.

"What did you think the first time you saw these 30 years ago?"

"I wanna to suck them dry," he says.

She crawls onto the bed, "What did you think when you saw all this 30 years ago?"

"I wanted to screw your brains out, baby," he says with a smile.

She giggles, teasingly, "What are you thinking now?"

"I think I did a pretty good job at both."

"Don't jump!"

One day, a man decided he'd had enough of his life, and went to the balcony of the 30th floor of his office building. He stepped onto the ledge and shouted "I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna jump!"

A physics professor passing by heard the commotion and looked up. He shouted back to the man "Don't do it! Don't jump! You've got so much potential!"

Why there should be a February 30th

So dentists can have a day to celebrate

30th Anniversary

A man decides to buy flowers for his wife for their 30th wedding anniversary. He walks in the door and finds rose petals leading to the bedroom. Curious he walks in and finds his wife spread eagle on the bed in a brand new negligee. "What's all this about?" he asks. In her sexiest voice she says, "Well, I knew you would bring home flowers like you always do. This is for the flowers."
"Don't be silly," he says, "I'm sure we have a vase for these somewhere."

My wife and I just celebrated our 30th Wedding Anniversary

My wife says it's the best 10 years of her life...


Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary?

This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big.

Happy 65th birthday to Howard Stern

...And happy 20th to his hair, happy 30th to his legs, and happy 10th to his new teeth.

A basejumper breaks a new record!

He reaches his 30th birthday

Went to my Roman neighbour's 30th birthday party wearing practically nothing

Won't be making THAT mistake again...

My wife and I disagree on spanking our son but I just did it anyway.

That will teach him to disrespect the gift I got him for his 30th birthday.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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