The Best 7 30th Anniversary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 30th Anniversary jokes. There are some 30th anniversary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 30th anniversary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 30th Anniversary Jokes and Puns

A husband and wife celebrate their 30th anniversary

That night, the wife comes out of the bathroom naked and starts playing with her nipples.

"What did you think the first time you saw these 30 years ago?"

"I wanna to suck them dry," he says.

She crawls onto the bed, "What did you think when you saw all this 30 years ago?"

"I wanted to screw your brains out, baby," he says with a smile.

She giggles, teasingly, "What are you thinking now?"

"I think I did a pretty good job at both."

My wife and I just celebrated 10 years of a happy marriage!

Coincidentally it happened to be our 30th anniversary.

My wife and I just celebrated our 30th Wedding Anniversary

My wife says it's the best 10 years of her life...

30th Anniversary

A man decides to buy flowers for his wife for their 30th wedding anniversary. He walks in the door and finds rose petals leading to the bedroom. Curious he walks in and finds his wife spread eagle on the bed in a brand new negligee. "What's all this about?" he asks. In her sexiest voice she says, "Well, I knew you would bring home flowers like you always do. This is for the flowers."
"Don't be silly," he says, "I'm sure we have a vase for these somewhere."

Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary?

This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big.


The Challenger disaster's 30th anniversary

Is a reminder why women shouldn't drive

A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by re-walking their first walk together.



They come to the fence against which they first made love.

The husband says, "Come on, for old time's sake."

The wife agrees and they both undress.

Afterwards, the husband says, "You're even better than you were 30 years ago."

His wife replies, "That fence wasn't electrified 30 years ago!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 30th anniversary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 30th anniversary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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