30pm Jokes
9 30pm jokes and hilarious 30pm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 30pm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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30pm Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A delivery driver asked me what time it was…
I said, Somewhere between 8am and 5:30pm .
I'm going on a date with a delivery man.
He said he'll arrive between 3pm and 7.30pm.
Dinner
A man brings his best friend home for dinner unannounced at 7:30pm.
His wife begins screaming at him while his friend just sits and listens.
Wife: "My hair and makeup isn't done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren't done, and I'm still in my pajamas! I'm too tired to cook as well! Why did you bring him home?!"
Husband: "Because he's thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!"
A blonde gets a Fitbit for Christmas
Her friend tells her to always try to get to 10,000 steps a day to lose weight.
One night it's 11.30pm and her boyfriend hears footsteps downstairs. He goes down to find her walking around the living room backwards.
"What ARE you doing?" he asks.
"Melanie told me to do 10,000 steps a day - I was on 10,020!"
BREAKING: An 18 wheeler full of wigs and toupees crashes and spills over the I-95 interstate at 1:30pm today.
Police are still combing the area.
High school math teachers true-love story....
After being separated for years by cruel fate, the two star-crossed lovers raced towards each other like two freight trains... one leaving Cleveland at 6:30pm and traveling south at 55mph and the other having left Topeka at 4:15pm heading east at 35mph...
I hear they're airing the next episode of House of Cards on CBS, 6:30PM eastern.
Might be able to catch it on NBC or ABC at the same time too.
If England wins the World Cup for the first time ever, pubs will be totally INSANE in England!
and close at 11pm instead of 10:30pm on Sunday!
my wife and i got netflix, so i guess it's time for....
...netflix&fallasleeponthecouchat1030pm
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