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30am Jokes

18 30am jokes and hilarious 30am puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 30am that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest 30am Short Jokes

Short 30am jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 30am humour may include short jokes also.

  1. My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
  2. My neighbor pounded on my door at 2:30am last night! Can you believe that?! 2:30am! Fortunately, I was still up practicing my bagpipes.
  3. It's official. The winner of the biggest upset in US presidential history is T-R-U-M- A-N. 1948. HUGE upset.
    Edit 3:30AM ET: this was a *lot* funnier when it was true.
  4. Can you believe that ! My neighbour knocked on my door at 1:30am this morning. Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
  5. Woke up at 5:30am to get a head start on driving to view the Eclipse today Must have missed the start though- it was already dark.
  6. Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am
  7. I've been waking up at 7:30am to cry ever since my wife passed away... Because I'm a mourning person.
  8. This year I'm finally going to do get my taxes done early At 4:30am *circles April 18th on calendar*
  9. Regular as clockwork... Every morning I pee at 6:15AM, then p**... at 6:30AM. Problem is I don't wake up until 7AM.
  10. Would you believe it! My neighbor came round b**... on the door at 2:30am! Luckily I was still up, m**... and screaming at the top of my lungs

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30am One Liners

Which 30am one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 30am? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. North Korea Covid Count 9:00am : 1
    9:10am : 0
    9:20am : 1
    9:30am :0
  2. Its 8:30am right now I could have sworn it was 8:29am like a minute ago

30am Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 30am you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 30am pranks.

My neighbour banged on the wall at 430am this morning!!!!

Can you believe it. Lucky I was still awake listening to music.
They banged and shouted "Can we have a little respect please?"
I shouted back "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan but this ones for you"

A guy I work with was late for our meeting, so I asked what happened.

He said, My wife and I aren't talking to each other. We're giving each other the silent treatment, and I didn't want to be the first one to break the silence and lose. So I wrote a note on a piece of paper: 'Please wake me up at 7:30am.'
Well, I didn't wake up until 9:30am. Boy, was I mad that my wife didn't wake me up. Then I noticed a piece of paper on my pillow that said: 'It's 7:30am. Wake up.'

My neighbour banged on the wall at 3.30am,

can you believe that? Luckily I was still up playing music.
He banged and shouted, "Can we have a little respect please?"
So I shouted back, "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but OK this one is for you."

Why in our lifetimes was there a programme called Dogs with Jobs?

They used to put it on at 11.30am! I resented a programme called Dogs with Jobs being put on when they knew unemployed people would be watching.

Can you believe that my neighbour came to my door at 3.30am? What a cheek!

I'm surprised I heard him over my drill.