30am Jokes
18 30am jokes and hilarious 30am puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 30am that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 30am Short Jokes
Short 30am jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 30am humour may include short jokes also.
- My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
- It's official. The winner of the biggest upset in US presidential history is T-R-U-M- A-N. 1948. HUGE upset.
Edit 3:30AM ET: this was a *lot* funnier when it was true. - Woke up at 5:30am to get a head start on driving to view the Eclipse today Must have missed the start though- it was already dark.
- Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am
- I've been waking up at 7:30am to cry ever since my wife passed away... Because I'm a mourning person.
- This year I'm finally going to do get my taxes done early At 4:30am *circles April 18th on calendar*
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30am One Liners
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- North Korea Covid Count 9:00am : 1
9:10am : 0
9:20am : 1
9:30am :0 - Its 8:30am right now I could have sworn it was 8:29am like a minute ago
30am Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about 30am you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 30am pranks.
My neighbour banged on the wall at 430am this morning!!!!
Can you believe it. Lucky I was still awake listening to music.
They banged and shouted "Can we have a little respect please?"
I shouted back "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan but this ones for you"
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Regular as clockwork...
Every morning I pee at 6:15AM, then p**... at 6:30AM. Problem is I don't wake up until 7AM.
A guy I work with was late for our meeting, so I asked what happened.
He said, My wife and I aren't talking to each other. We're giving each other the silent treatment, and I didn't want to be the first one to break the silence and lose. So I wrote a note on a piece of paper: 'Please wake me up at 7:30am.'
Well, I didn't wake up until 9:30am. Boy, was I mad that my wife didn't wake me up. Then I noticed a piece of paper on my pillow that said: 'It's 7:30am. Wake up.'
Why in our lifetimes was there a programme called Dogs with Jobs?
They used to put it on at 11.30am! I resented a programme called Dogs with Jobs being put on when they knew unemployed people would be watching.
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Would you believe it! My neighbor came round b**... on the door at 2:30am!
Luckily I was still up, m**... and screaming at the top of my lungs
My daughter asked how old she will be next month.
My daughter woke me around 11:50pm last night. My wife and I picked her up from her friend Sally's birthday party, brought her home and put her to bed. My wife went to the bedroom to read and I fell asleep watching basketball.
Daddy , she whispered tugging my shirt.
Guess how old I'll be next month?
I don't know, honey. I said as I slipped on my glasses. How old?
She smiled and held up 4 fingers.
It's now 7:30am. My wife and I have been up with her for almost 8 hours. She still refuses to tell us where she got them.
One morning, Harry wakes up..
...and goes downstairs into the kitchen. It's his birthday. It's the third day of the third month and Harry is thirty three years old. He notices that the kitchen clock has broken and stopped at 3:30am. On the radio, the weather announces that the temperature is 33 degrees. Opening the sporting section of his newspaper, he turns to page three; he sees that a horse called 'Triple Treble' is running in the 3.30. He rings up a bookmaker and puts £333 on it to win.
It comes in third.
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party.
The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning.
At 11:30am the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "What time did you get in last night?"
"Not too late, Dad," she replied nervously.
Dead-pan, her father said, "Then I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front wheel of the car."