30 Cent Jokes
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A man walks into a bar ...
And proceeds to order a beer. The bartender says, "Sure, that'll be 25 cents please". The man almost spits out his beer in shock.
"Wow, 25 cents! I'll get some chicken wings too!"
The bartender replies, "That'll be 30 cents!"
"Where is the owner", asks the man, "I want to shake his hand!"
"Upstairs with my sister", replies the barkeep.
"Huh, why?", asks the confused costumer.
"He's doing to her, what I'm doing to his bar."
The wage gap is sexist, because a woman gets 70 cents for every dollar a man makes...
... then the man is only left with 30 cents. That's messed up.
For every dollar that a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That's not fair.
The man is only left with 30.
I'm proud to say that I sponsor a kid in Africa. I feed clothe and educate him all for less than 30 cents a day!
That's peanuts when compared to what it cost to send him there
I feed and clothe a child in Africa for 30 cents a day.
Ofcourse that's nothing compared to what it cost to send him there
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Gender pay gap...
For every dollar that a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents, that doesn't make sense, the mans only left with 30...
You have 2 coins that make 30 cents, one is not a nickle...
One is a Quarter and the other is a nickle.
I'll see myself out...
What do you get when you put 30 cents into a jukebox?
Nickelback
Not sure where the joke originated but heard it from Amazon Alexa
If Tom Brady joined Nickelback...
They'd become 30 cents.
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