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  1. I've just had some great news. Financially I am going to be $3. per month better off.
    The boy I was sponsoring in Africa has just been eaten by a Lion.
  2. My Dad got me with this as a kid and I've used it ever since. Dad: If a lion and a piecost had a fight, which one do you think would win?
    Me: Whats a piecost?
    Dad: About $3
  3. Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?"
    Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."
  4. Can someone please call David Attenborough because last night 3 lions just killed 11 cheaters.
  5. A lion is able to hunt his prey for food when gets 3 months old And then there's my wife who screams after seeing a cockroach.
    Ironically we are on the top of food chain
  6. Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge joke

A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left?
499.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge.
How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge.
The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it?
The deer: He is still in the fridge.
An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party
Mary dies at the edge of the swamp. How?
A brick falls from the sky and kills her.
Knock knock Who's there?
Not Mary

If there are 500 bricks on a plane and one falls off, how many are left?

499.
What are the 3 steps of putting an elephant into a fridge?
Open fridge, put elephant in fridge, close fridge
What are the 4 steps of putting a giraffe into a fridge?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge.
The lion king is hosting a party. All but one of the guests show up. Who is missing?
The giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to go to the party, but she has to cross a crocodile-infested river to get there. She successfully swims across, how?
All the crocodiles are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, why?
She got hit in the head by a falling brick.

A polygamist lion walks into a bar with 3 of his wives: a giraffe, an ostrich and a llama.

He walks up to the bar and asks the rhino bartender to recommend a beer.
Rhino: "Sure, we have lots of great choices on tap."
Lion: "C'mon man... Can't you see I prefer longnecks?"

If there are 1000 bricks on a plane and one falls off, how many are on the plane?

999
How many steps does it take to put a alligator in a fridge?
3 steps:
1. Open fridge door
2. Put alligator in fridge
3. Close fridge door
How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in a fridge?
4 steps:
1. Open fridge door
2. Take alligator out of fridge
3. Put giraffe in fridge
4. Close fridge door
The Lion King is having a birthday party. The giraffe doesn't come. Why?
He's still stuck in the fridge
Sally is trying to cross an alligator-infested river, yet she managed to cross it unscathed. How?
All the alligators were still at the Lion King's birthday party
Sally died anyway. Why?
A brick fell on her head

A brick fell from an airplane

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator in 3 steps? You open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in and close the refrigerator.
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator in 4 steps? You open the refrigerator, take the giraffe out, put the elephant inside and close the refrigerator.
A lion is having a birthday and all the animals are there except for one, which one is it? The elephant isn't there, he's in a refrigerator.
Sally has to cross a river populated by crocodiles, how does she do it without dying? She just swims across, all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday party.
Sally still dies, why? Because she got hit by the brick.

Cat jokes

     
#10
 
Why does a tiger tell the truth?
Because he isn't a lion.
 #9 
If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?
None! They were copy cats!
 #8 
Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!
 #7 
What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
 #6 
What is a cat's favorite TV show?
The evening mews!
 #5 
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
 #4 
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he's always spotted.
 #3 
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty p**....
 #2 
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!
 #1 
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?
A big, furry creature that purrs while it sits on you

A Chicago Bears' fan, a Minnesota Viking's fan, and a Detroit Lions' fan find a genie in a bar...

The 3 fans are sitting at the bar when suddenly, a genie comes out of a bottle of v**... the bartender opens.
[](/sp)
The genie says to the bartender: "Congratulations, you have released me from my prison, and to repay you for that, I shall allow you to make 3 wishes your heart most desires and make them come true." The bartender faints from the sheer sight of a real genie in his bar.
[](/sp)
Seeing this, the genie says: "Well, it looks like he's not waking up. You three gentlemen are the only here, so you'll have to split the wishes to 1 each. What do your hearts most desire?"
[](/sp)
The Chicago Bears' fan says: "I want all Minnesota Vikings' fans were shot and thrown out of a bridge."
[](/sp)
The Minnesota Vikings' fan says: "Oh yeah, well I want all Chicago Bears' fans were lynched and choked to death."
[](/sp)
They kept battling each other, throwing one insult after another. Meanwhile, the genie turned to the Detroit Lions' fan and asks the same question: "What do you wish for ?"
[](/sp)
The 3rd fan says: "Me? I want a cup of coffee."

Bad Zoo
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.
2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.
3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.
4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.
5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King.
6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot.
7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you.
8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den.
9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit.
10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!