2nd Base Jokes

6 2nd base jokes and hilarious 2nd base puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2nd base that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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2nd Base Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good 2nd base joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I feel like 2nd base is a really

Touchy subject

Why does it take longer to get from 2nd base to 3rd base than it does to get from 3rd base to home?

Because there is a short-stop between...

Why did the skeleton never make it past 2nd base with his girlfriend?

Because he could never work out how to unclasp the vertebra

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2^nd base.

The runner on 2nd base politely asked the pitcher if he could just walk over to third.

The pitcher balked at the idea.

What can you steal and not get in trouble?

2nd base!

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