2nd Amendment Jokes

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Two r**... are admiring their firearms.

One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.
That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.
Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...

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A young blonde discovers her boyfriend is cheating...
She buys a handgun.
The next day she finds him in bed with a redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps off the bed and starts pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically, the blonde responds to the husband: "Shut up, you're next."

If the 2nd Amendment were a religion, what kind of chairs would their churches have?

Pew pews.

So proud of the children reading, understanding and expressing their 1st amendment rights the other day.

But man are they going to be embarrassed when they read the 2nd.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Pretty sure Betsy DeVos said the grizzly metaphor because the 2nd amendment says,

The right to bear arms.

Why do people in tank tops support the 2nd Amendment?

They believe in the right to bare arms.

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