2nd Amendment Jokes
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Two r**... are admiring their firearms.
One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.
That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.
Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...
If the 2nd Amendment were a religion, what kind of chairs would their churches have?
Pew pews.
So proud of the children reading, understanding and expressing their 1st amendment rights the other day.
But man are they going to be embarrassed when they read the 2nd.
Pretty sure Betsy DeVos said the grizzly metaphor because the 2nd amendment says,
The right to bear arms.
Why do people in tank tops support the 2nd Amendment?
They believe in the right to bare arms.
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